This Pipe Sucks Ass

Apparently this ass-sucking pot pipe was an article of commerce in finer headshops near you back in 2008 or so:

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Smoke Rings On Laundry Day

It may be laundry day, but our reclining lady isn’t working any harder than she has to, and she’s got time to blow a few smoke rings:

According to an article in the November 1948 issue of Night And Day magazine, this is a painting by artist L. J. Ambrose, as seen at an open-air art show in Greenwich Village.

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This is claimed to be a 1949 photo by a young Stanley Kubrick. One supposes the scene must have taken place in a hard-working lingerie design and/or marketing bureau:

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A Sensible Man

If the widespread attribution of this quote to Arturo Toscanini is true, he was a sensible man with a keen grasp of priorities:

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

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Blowing Smoke Rings

There’s a lot that I do not know about obsolete smoking technology, but I’ve seen enough examples of artwork featuring women with hookah nozzles in unexpected orifices to have started wondering. Is this just an erotic-art fantasy, or was there an actual smoking practice (perhaps involving something stronger than tobacco) like this in fashionable but dissolute salons?

From Kinky Delight.

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Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

All my life I’ve been seeing imagery (from the 1920s, mostly) of the “cigarette girl” — a service worker dressed in a sexy dance hall outfit, carrying a tray of smokes for sale to patrons in theater lobbies, night clubs, casinos, speakeasies, and similar dens of iniquity. It’s not very common any more, though I did see a genuine (and stunningly dressed) cigarette girl once in the Harrah’s casino in New Orleans.

Smoking and its accompanying social institutions is (thank goodness!) on the decline these days, but it will remain a fetish for some, long after it’s as rare as the genuine latex rubber swimming cap. Case in point: these photos from the November 2010 Taboo magazine, in which a cigarette girl is leashed, gagged, and invited to sample her own product:

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This French campaign against tobacco sure did come up with some vivid imagery:

Buttfucking Is OK, But No Smoking After

Daze has an amusing commentary on the Bowdlerization practices at Fox Movie Channel:

Last night Fox Movie Channel showed Die Hard three times in a row. FMC shows movies letterboxed, commercial-free and mostly uncensored, though its repertoire is very limited. Even half-watching while working online, I noticed something odd about the current state of standards and practices.

FMC left the line “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” intact. Ditto the line “Asshole? I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV”. FMC is down with anal humor, good for them.

Here’s what you can’t say on FMC: “Smoke em if you got em”. That line was overdubbed to “Light em if you got em”.

WTF?!? I loathe tobacco smoke as much as anyone, but censoring old movies to remove smoking references is a terrible, terrible idea. Especially classics like Die Hard.