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Generative Art: Sophia Loren Topless

Saturday, July 15th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

After my post the other day about the AI Horde generative art tools, I downloaded the Lucid Creations client and started poking around with it. I began by playing with “Topless Sophia Loren” prompts, because I already know that this ErosBlog post contains the entire limited corpus of this magnificent actress’s contributions to the high art of topless photos. Generative art shallowfakes to the rescue!

The best prompt I came up with was technically a failure, because the models I was playing with didn’t parse or react to the badly-spelled “shouts at papparazi” term in my prompt. But the returns from that prompt had more grit and dynamism than I was otherwise getting:

generative artwork of sophia loren topless and angry

My favorite of these four is the one in the upper right, which I call “mugshot after the porn shoot got raided.” Look close, and you’ll see that our angry Sophia has some kind of white goop under her right cheekbone.

Prompt used:

Angry topless sophia loren shouts at papparazi, photograph, vintage photograph, magazine photograph, Life magazine, pornographic, erotic, sexy, hyperrealistic, detailed, high resolution, 4k

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Sophia Loren, Uncensored

Sunday, May 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

I don’t know whether this ad in the back pages of the September 1959 Spree magazine was a complete ripoff, or if the “sensational” “daring” and “uncensored” photo collection on offer actually included something from the only real set of Sophia Loren topless photos ever made, for the one 1951 semi-nude movie scene that demanded it of her. My guess would be “ripoff” but we’ll never know now:

magazine ad for lurid photos supposedly including Sophia Loren

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An Interview With Sophia Loren, 1956

Sunday, November 26th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

sophia loren publicity photo

The above photo of Sophia Loren comes from a page in the December 1956 and premier issue of Rage magazine, which is available in the Internet Archive. It’s followed by an interview (below) and if the questions are as ridiculously sexist as you’d expect in a men’s magazine of that era, Loren (and/or her publicists) are clearly playing along to sell image, so all’s fair I guess:

Q. I’ve shaken hands with a lot of movie actresses, Sophia, but I’ve never felt a hand as smooth as yours. How do you keep them that way?

A. Olive oil. Every night before I go to bed I massage my hands with three tablespoonfuls of it.

Q. Do you … I mean … this olive oil massage, is tn«t only for your hands?

A. How much olive oil do you think I can afford?

Q. All you want, from what I hear. They say your annual income is about one million dollars a year, after taxes.

A. That may be true, I wouldn’t know. Mama handles all my money. I give her my paychecks; she gives me my allowance, and pays all the bills. We call her the family banker.

Q. I suppose you spend most of your money on clothes?

A. You suppose wrong. I only buy enough clothes to keep warm and decently covered. So many girls must buy expensive clothes to give themselves an attractive figure. I’m lucky, I have the figure to begin with, no?

Q. Yes. And while we’re on the subject, how do you manage to keep that figure in a country where most of the good food is so fattening? Do you have to say no to the pasta?

A. You’re so right. Spaghetti, I love it. In Naples, before I am a movie star, I eat spaghetti twice a day. Even after I come to Rome, even after I am no longer Sofia Scicolone but Sophia Loren, I still eat a dish of it every day. Then my maid begins to complain that my dresses are shrinking. She is tactful. So I look in the mirror and see the truth … here … and here, and here. So now I must cut out all pasta.

Q. What do you do for fun?

A. I drive fast. A Fiat 1400, custom-made. What’s funny is I never get speeding tickets, only parking tickets.

Q. Do you pay for them out of your allowance, or does Mama pay for them?

A. Now you’re teasing. I pay them. They are only 300 lire each – about 50 cents in your money.

Q. How are the night clubs in Rome?

A. I never go out at night. I stay home with my mother and sister, and we read or talk.

Q. Sophia, you know that sounds like something a publicity man made up for you to say.

A. But it’s true. And you know why? Because Italians are very jealous people, especially jealous of the people they make stars out of. If they read about me wearing expensive gowns and going out night-clubbing all the time they would think I was flaunting my money in their faces. They would begin to say, “Who does that Loren think she is?”

Q. O.K., so you stay home. There’s a story that your favorite pastime at home is to take off all your clothes and dance by yourself, in your bedroom, to mambo records.

A. Do you believe it?

Q. I’d like to. It creates a certain picture.

A. Well, it’s not entirely true. You see, I also sometimes dance to music from my bedroom radio, too.

Q. Have you sung or danced in any of your movies?

A. I just finished one called La Donna de Flume, The River Girl, and there’s one scene in it where I sort of hum a wordless tune and wiggle around a bit. The director said it was very effective.

Q. Do you think Italian movies have been so suc- cessful in America because of their emphasis on sex?

A. They don’t emphasize sex nearly as much as most of your Hollywood movies. We take it for granted that women have bodies; Americans make a big fuss over it.

Q. Have you ever had to pose for, say, a calendar, before you got into the movies?

A. No. But for a couple of years I was a model for the pictures that illustrate the love stories in some of our confession magazines. But I was always fully clothed, never partially undressed or nude. Many other Italian actresses started their careers the same way. Gina Lollobrigida, for instance.

Q. According to your publicity people, your bust measures 38 inches, larger than Gina’s. Would you say that was accurate?

A. Gina and I are not in that kind of competition with each other. 38? I don’t know. Maybe 39. I haven’t measured myself lately.

Q. The movie you’re making now co-stars Charles Boyer. How is it to work with him?

A. Delightful. He speaks French, I speak Italian, so we cannot possibly argue.

Q. Will you make some American movies?

A. Paramount wants me to go to India for them; other studios want me to go here, go there. I don’t know! I’ll follow my manager’s advice. Perhaps it would be best to keep on making pictures in Italy, where one can be more honest.

Q. I’ve been watching you for a week, now, Sophia. You get to work at 8 a.m., work through till 6 or 7 then go to the sound studio to dub voices. They tell me you have been doing this for two years straight, without a break. Why do you work so hard?

A. In the last three years I’ve made 17 movies without a day off in between. But it doesn’t seem like work when you enjoy what you’re doing.

Q. Come now. Some people say you’re trying to make all the hay you can while the sun shines, that you’re worried about the pretty young Italian actresses who’d like to take your place.

A. Take a good look. Close. Do you think I need to be worried?

Q. I should say not.

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Sophia Loren Making Pizza

Friday, February 10th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Hey, random internet louts, I gotta question: why demand a sandwich when you could instead have Sophia Loren make you a pizza?

Sophia Loren making delicious pizza

This photo is all over Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Instagram, Imgur, and a thousand social photoshare sites you’ve never even heard of. Which poses a considerable challenge to an intrepid provenance researcher like your not-so-humble reporter, because “Woot, Sophia Loren making pizza!” is emphatically not an attribution. However, I may be up to the challenge. Machine translation of this page seems to attribute the photo to Loren’s 1971 cookbook In Cucina Con Amore, which makes enough sense to be entirely believable.

in-cucina-con-amore-sophia-loren book

The book is still available in many editions and languages — can anybody with a copy confirm that this photo appears in it?

UPDATE: After a helpful commenter Alexandra confirmed the photo did not appear in at least one edition of the cookbook, two different people independently took up this research challenge and triumphantly gnawed it into submission, getting us both a “photo not after” date of May 1955 and a “likely first place of publication” in a British magazine. Both Lena in the ErosBlog comments and Chloe Luv on Twitter found this picture that was shot in the same kitchen and photoshoot:

sophia loren frying eggs

What’s more, they both identified it as the cover photo from the May 14, 1955 edition of the British magazine Illustrated containing a feature called “Sophia’s Pizza Pie”:

sophia loren cover to Illustrated magazine, May 1956

I am delighted beyond words that two different people reacted to my incomplete (and somewhat wrong) results from a hasty ten minutes of research and decided to do the job correctly. Thanks so much!

It turns out there’s at least one copy of this magazine available for sale on the internet. It’s one of my dreams (if-and-when the ErosBlog Patreon really takes off) to be able to follow up finds like this by ordering the paper artifact and making complete scans available for my readers, for my patrons, and for our digital posterity. But I can’t afford that sort of expenditures yet, so in the meanwhile, if anybody wants to procure that magazine and send it to me, I’d be happy to scan it on a “loaner” basis and return the paper artifact to its rightful owner.

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Sophia Loren Adjusting Her Stockings

Monday, November 30th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

As nearly as my limited statistical tools can specify, of all the 4,728 posts on ErosBlog since 2002, the most popular in terms of continued traffic have been the posts sharing Sophia Loren’s hard-to-find photos from her one topless movie shoot. In light of that curious fact, I thought I should also share this 1963 photo of Sophia Loren adjusting her stockings:

sophia-loren-stockings

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Happy Sophia Loren Fan

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

This is one of the comments that makes blogging worthwhile. It’s on my 2013 roundup of publicity photos for the French version of the Italian movie in which Sophia Loren appeared topless and even more beautiful than ever:

I am 63 yrs old, and have loved Sophia Loren in the movies and still photos my whole life. I never knew these pics existed until today. My dream has come true :)

Always happy to be of service!

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More Topless Sophia Loren

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

More than five years ago, I posted a scan of a much-folded topless centerfold photo of a young and rather perky Sophia Loren. A helpful commenter partially identified the movie and volunteered that the topless scenes existed only in the French release. But I was not the porn researcher then that I am now, and I never followed up.

Well, it’s time to do that.

First, here’s a better-quality version of that same semi-nude photo, minus creases and branding:

Sophia Loren topless in a 1950s movie

The movie, it turns out, was Era lui… sì! sì! from 1951. (That means “It’s him… Yes! Yes!”) It turns out that they took quite a few different versions of the topless publicity shots, with slightly different posings, against that same background. Most were in black and white (at least the versions that have been published) like this one:

Sophia Loren and costars, topless/naked in a French version of an Italian movie

Exceptions exist, like this magazine spread (note the staple). However, the rather-fanciful color palette makes one wonder about subsequent colorization:

color photo of topless Sophia Loren and her semi-nude costars

The caption to this next pair of shots (which appear to be scanned from a magazine) offers some confirmation of the “for the French version of the movie” tale, quoting Sophia Loren as saying:

“For the French version, they wanted me to have my chest bare. I did not want to but … I was hungry. After the scene, they come and say they must do some still pictures of me with nothing on top. I thought it had to be.”

sophia loren topless and describing how she got that way

Note the bikinis in the bottom “tame” version of the shot above. They appear to have been the costume for the non-French version of the actual movie, too. See this harem-girls scene:

Sophia Loren in a harem scene wearing a floral bikini

Shall we take a moment at this time to sympathize with the actors playing the two harem guards standing there in the background? “I got a bit part, but nobody will ever see me — I’m standing in the background next to the hookah behind a bunch of half-naked harem girls! And they are all sooo hot!” “Shit, man, you might as well get cast as a potted plant!”

Anyway, in case you were wishing that harem scene I just showed you didn’t have the stupid flowery bikinis, don’t worry. We’ve got you (un)covered:

Sophia Loren and her harem slavegirl homies topless and lounging semi-nude

Sophia Loren topless in nude harem girls scene

Now, how’s that for a more-adequate exposition of the whole “Sophia Loren topless in an old movie” blog post topic?

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Sophia Loren, Corseted Seductress

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Much as I enjoyed (re)publishing the naked pictures of Sophia Loren’s boobies from her 1950s French-movie semi-nude harem scene, the truth of the woman is that she could be seductive wearing a gunny sack. Or, in this case, a black corset and pearls:

seductive sophia loren in black corset and pearls

I’m told (and why have I never seen this movie?) that this is a scene from The Millionairess, in which she spends the whole flick failing to seduce a character played by Peter Sellers. (Details here; thanks to Silent Porn Star for the link.) Youtube has the scene:

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Sophia Loren, Half-Nude Pinup Girl

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 -- by Bacchus

What a magnificent pair of woman! Sorry about the wrinkles and creases on the photo; it looks like this was a much-treasured magazine centerfold poster that got folded and unfolded many times. Still, it’s Sophia Loren in all her bare-breasted semi-nude glory:

sophia loren nude on a pinup poster

2013 update: I did some more research and found a better (bigger and not creased) version of this sexy photo, sourced it to the French version of an Italian movie, and (bonus!) found several more nude photos of Sophia Loren to share with you.

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