Stormtrooper, No Pants

When shit goes bad in the Imperial fleet, it goes bad in a screaming hurry. Because if this Imperial stormtrooper had more time, he surely would have gotten his pants back on before he jumped in the flimsy escape sack and flung himself out the ejector tube:

According to BJ, this was part of a series that appeared in HIM Monthly.

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No Panties In Space?

Nope, none. Because George Lucas said so.

From the Erotic Mad Science tumblr:

Carrie Fisher, in her memoir Wishful Drinking reports the following exchange with George Lucas about her Princess Leia dress:

Anyway. George comes up to me on the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says “You can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

So, I say, “Okay, I’ll bite. Why?”

And he says, “Because…there’s no underwear in space.”

I promise you this is true, and he said it with such conviction too! Like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties or briefs anywhere.

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