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Alarm Cock

Tuesday, September 17th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

From the department of “only funny when it’s in a cartoon”, this novel suggestion for a way to “help” your girlfriend wake up in the morning:

surprise buttsex in the morning

Art is by Aeolus.

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Reading Is FUN

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

I’m dating myself here, but does anybody else remember the pro-reading propaganda posters that used to be plastered up in US schools and libraries? (The true slogan was “Reading is Fundamental” but the art always emphasized the first three “FUN” letters.) Well, it turns out that among the many reasons why reading is fun is the potential for what the 4chan fellows like to call “surprise buttsex”. Mind you, in the realm of fantasy art, a surprise is not always unwelcome:

woman approached from behind by a lustful naked man as she reads in the grass in her fancy lingerie

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Beware The Flying Butt Hook!

Thursday, February 21st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

I guess this is a safety warning about the lift hook at the ski slope:

funny sign offering suprise buttsex from the ski chair lift hook

But it sure looks more like an advertisement for one of these:

butt hook

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If You Go Out In The Woods Today…

Saturday, May 15th, 2010 -- by Dr. Faustus

Bacchus recently ran a post showing a bear and man in what used to be known as a compromising position. From this image he drew the lesson “Surprise buttsecks is a risk to which nobody is immune.” No doubt, though my own delving is leading me to the more general conclusion that bears are really, really wont to misbehave.

bad bear, no strumpet

Via Janitor of Lunacy.

 

Surprise Buttsex: Nobody Is Safe

Friday, May 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

It doesn’t matter how big you are, or how strong you are, or how careful you are. Surprise buttsecks is a risk to which nobody is immune:

surprise monster buttsex

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