UPS Refuses To Deliver Sex Toys

Thursday, September 5th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

An outfit called Aslan Leather posted this picture on Twitter:

\"Return To Sender: Sex toys cannot be ship!!\"

Scrawled upon the (I am presuming) returned package: “Return To Sender: Sex toys cannot be ship!!”

It’s the two exclamation points that make this perfect.

Nobody escapes the pornocalypse, I tell you!