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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Thursday, July 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

I found this slinky yacht bunny in a fancy coffee table book full of sleek nudes with French-language captioning. Perhaps I should have titled this post “Why Rich Men Buy Coffee Table Books”?

sleek nude on a sailboat

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

It’s good to have yacht bunnies who are committed to the naked life at sea, even when things get so chilly that she needs a warm fuzzy hat while she delivers your coffee.

nude boat bunny with stiff nipples and a warm hat holds out a cup of hot coffee to her naked captain

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Monday, November 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

You can’t have too many yacht bunnies, I suppose:

8 women topless playing yacht bunnies on a mega yacht

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats (Roman Egypt Edition)

Thursday, June 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Some things truly never change. A threesome on a Nile river pleasure boat, two thousand years ago? Why not? If you’re rich, they let you do it:

pleasure boat on the Nile in Roman Egypt, threeway sex in progress

Said to be a Roman fresco from the ruins of Pompeii.

An even richer man had an entire pleasure barge, because of course he did:

roman pleasure barge on the nile river, orgy in progress

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Thursday, January 6th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

pretty nude on a fancy sailboat

It wasn’t any different back in 1932! This is one of several photos (the others show her clothed) on a page from Fantasio #615 (September 15, 1932).

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Friday, December 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

His pair of yacht-bunnies may not be quite as young and perky-looking as the ones who hang out at the yacht club looking for a ride to Bermuda, but everyone is having an absolutely great time:

why rich men buy boats

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A Scenic Row

Friday, July 9th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

It may be true, as I’ve said before, that rich men buy boats, and we know why they do it. But the bold man invites a pretty lady for a row around the lake, and then he makes her do all the actual rowing while he enjoys the view:

woman with big tits shows off her pussy while she rows a boat

Artwork is by Bielegrafics.

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A Kiss In The Boat

Sunday, January 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Here at ErosBlog I have been exploring for more than a decade the most obvious reason why rich men buy boats. This vintage postcard image speaks instead to the perhaps-related question of why men who can’t buy boats are still willing to rent them:

a deep romantic kiss in a rowboat

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Monday, August 31st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

I don’t know how much actual sailing our hypothetical rich man is gonna get done with this nude in his rigging, but you know every spy-glass in the harbor is trained on his boat!

nude woman in the rigging of a sailboat

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Sunday, June 14th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

three nude women swimming bare off the back of a dive boat

On the one hand, this looks like a working dive boat, not a rich man’s nautical toy. So, probably a rental. On the other hand, the day rates on those things aren’t exactly cheap; it’s a fat chunk of change to lay out, just so your sugar-baby kept woman and her two closest friends “from the agency” can go skinny-dipping while you take pictures. Maybe I need a series called “Why Rich Men Rent Boats” but really, I think that’s just too much obsession over minor details.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats, Fine Art Edition

Thursday, April 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

With me it always seems to come back in the end to rich men and their fucking golden boats, doesn’t it?

swimming off the prow of a gold boat

The above is a detail from Youth On The Prow, and Pleasure At The Helm, painted by William Etty.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats, Super-Vintage Edition

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

oral sex threeway in an old rowboat

There’s a very real sense in which it’s not proper vintage porn unless everybody (but especially the male talent) has socks on. But did you notice the stylin’ garters our man is wearing to keep his pulled up tight and smooth?

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Friday, June 27th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Yacht bunnies. It’s all about the yacht bunnies:

yacht-bunnies

Image is a still from the 1967 movie Charter Yacht Party.

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Friday, April 15th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

For reasons that may become more apparent a few days hence, my thoughts are much upon vintage porn right now. So I thought it would be a good time for a nice vintage installment of my ongoing series:

why rich men buy boats

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Why Kinky Rich Men Buy Boats

Friday, January 21st, 2011 -- by Bacchus

I’ve got a special kinky edition of the Why Rich Men Buy Boats series for you, courtesy of Kinky Delight:

crew woman wearing rubber pants

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Spanking Blog may put a different interpretation on this photograph if it wishes, but I maintain that it’s just another contestant in my long running series, Why Rich Men Buy Boats:

why rich men buy boats

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Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I told you there would be more of these:

nude woman in the rigging

 
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