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May 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Keep Your Kinks A Secret

Here’s a not-very-deep thought for your Friday: life is too short to keep your kinks a secret. I mean, think about it! Rapunzel never stood a chance of getting out of her tower until she found some guy who knew how to pull her hair properly…

Rapunzel bound by her hair with drool dripping from her mouth after a vigorous blowjob as a man stands nearby with his wet sticky cock fisted in his hand

From the Sex Arcade series by Sabu.

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April 30th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Posture For Pussy Licking

Here is an observation about good posture from DatSouthernSassHole:

She says:

“I learned something new today. Good kitty-eaters? Don’t eat kitty with their butts up the air. Them motherfuckers lay down like snappers.

It’s all about leverage, traction, and getting a good angle! If you can keep your boots on you’ve got more options, but this is considered gauche in polite circles.

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April 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

“What’s My Sign? It’s Phallus Rising, Baby…”

Last week I saw someone say:

“At some point, every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid.”

It reminded me that in 2018 ViceUK argued that straight men belittle astrology to bolster their masculinity, which I found risible, given that there’s a simpler explanation just sitting there begging to be picked up. If astrology is bunk, then people in general are likely to make jokes when confronted with it. They may even assume that any mention of it is humorous by intention!

Then and now, what I find most surprising about the whole conversation is that whether or not one takes astrology seriously is understood to be a gendered question — apparently for the good reason that there’s an actual gender divide on the matter. I would never have imagined.

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April 26th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Baby On Board

Chantelleh is having internet fun with her baby bump:

The real question is: why is offscreen-Squidward stammering so hard, and anxious to deny his ever-so-understandable pregnancy/breeding fetish?

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April 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Whacking Is Inevitable

I wonder what sort of linguistic coincidence or translation error resulted in this entertaining signage on the African grocery store:

sign says Man Must Wack African Food Market

It is certainly true that a man must whack, and he must also eat.

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April 23rd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Changing Room Smile

From the racks of costumery and the pendulous gay festoonery, I can only assume this is a backstage changing area, most likely for a burlesque production but possibly any festive theatrical number that employs pretty girls in nice costumes:

two nude women are changing clothes in a crowded dressing room

I am, as always, such a sucker for a blonde with a pretty smile that it’s difficult for me to focus on the background details and figure out the setting. I swear that woman could enslave an entire platoon of United States Marines merely by batting her eyelashes, smiling her thousand-watt smile at them, and saying “Hello, boys, hey, would you mind terribly doing me a teeny tiny favor?” Or maybe that’s just me.

Photo is from Chick #66 (1973).

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April 21st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Touch Starvation Test

 
 
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