A recent Adrants article reproduces two spoof diamond ads which recycle this old joke with a sharper edge. Ouch!

diamonds for anal sex

Thanks to Daze for spotting the link. As for the place where Adrants found the spoof ads: I’d love to link it, but not while it’s got a craven popup that makes you click “OK” before you can see the page. Memo to Luke Ford: Which side are you on?