August 2nd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Buying Sex With Diamonds
A recent Adrants article reproduces two spoof diamond ads which recycle this old joke with a sharper edge. Ouch!
As for the place where Adrants found the spoof ads: I’d love to link it, but not while it’s got a craven popup that makes you click “OK” before you can see the page. Memo to Luke Ford: Which side are you on?
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Don’t blame Luke. He sold his .com domain name to some craven pornographers years ago. His own site is now lukeford.net.
Uh, I’m talking about Luke Ford the pornographer, although whether he’s craven or not is open to debate.
Keep up, Bacchus! :)
Luke Ford the former pornographer and mostly-former chronicler of the porn industry sold the lukeford.com name when he left the business to devote his time to ranting about Judaism, which is what he mostly does on his new site, lukeford.net. The people he sold it to are the ones I’m calling craven — though I guess selling your name to pornographers might be considered craven in its own way.
Don’t knock if you haven’t tried it , it worked for me.
Don’t knock if you haven’t tried it , it worked for me.
Me too, Don.
I blew more than $30k on my wife’s new 3.2 ct. ring for our 15th anniversary in June. I had long since given up on ever getting any booty action, but she is the perfect wife otherwise, so I wanted to really show her my love and regard.
Well, she was just stunned, I mean speechless. That very night she rolled over for me and invited me into the cavern of my dreams. YES!
The best part is, it turns out she actually found that she liked it. She is becoming a little anal freak and I love it. At first she would just move so things “slipped” a little during lovemaking, but now she is absolutely shameless… rolling over, spreading her cheeks, and demanding sodomic satisfaction in the filthiest terms.
I would gladly have paid three times more to achieve these results. I am a happy, happy, happy, but much poorer man.
And the Adrants page had an advert on it for… Claria.
You know, Gator.
You know, that adware/spyware crap. (Oh wait, Claria doesn’t like being called adware or spyware. Too effing bad… it’s adware/spyware crap.)
Speaking of popups, that is. *sigh*
I did like the “per second” ad, though. Funny stuff. =)
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