Nuns Can Mess Up A Good Fantasy
There really are some fantasies — even consensual ones — that are better left unrealized. Including this Catholic girls school bathroom scene from Alebeard’s Kink Blog, as (it seems) Alebeard now realizes, with benefit of hindsight:
I met her online in a Portland chat room, her pic was deeply sexy, though typically you cant trust pics, especially the sexy ones. But this one turned out to be accurate.
Anyway, she had this fantasy to get tied up and abused in the girls bathroom of a catholic school. She suggested St Mary’s academy on SW 5th ave where I take it she was a student some years ago.
Now, what I should have done was listened, agreed that it was a hot fantasy and moved on, but no.
Naturally the idea was for her to be all tied up with belt marks all over her tits and ass, clamps on and cum dribbling out of her ass, you know, everyday stuff when class got out and the bathroom filled with girls. She has masturbated to this image many times she says and knows just when classes will be on and the place empty
Somewhere in my shrunken head it did dawn on me that maybe if we really did this, police would get involved. She said she was tell them she had been assaulted, did not want to talk about it and would refuse a police interview. Somehow this seemed reasonable to me.In our minds, this was a great fantasy, Reality however had different ideas
Let me help you with a few fine points in case you try this at home
1. Nuns patrol the halls like guard dogs even when class is in session.
2. Said vicious nuns have evil and cruel timing.
3. When a Nun walks in a bathroom and your cock is deep inside Tina’s ass, there is little one can do to be graceful.
4. Nuns chase one fast, even big nuns, they run in packs.
5. Nuns throw things, they hurt.
6. Nuns do curse.
7. When running without pants on through a field full of Catholic school girls, do not expect them to look away politely and not laugh.
8. When running full speed towards the opening in the fence line, look down to avoid tripping in a gopher hole and flying through the air to land on ones face.
9. Police have no sense of humor about these things.
10. When ones own lawyer spends 20 minutes laughing at you, its less then fun
11. Judges also have little sense of humor even when the charges are minor
12. Community Service sucks
I believe this anecdote also illustrates the wisdom of The First Rule Of Man Law: “Never put your dick in crazy.”
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LOL. Gold.
aaah the wisdom of the first rule of man law… how wise…
problem is when sex is involved the brain that recognizes the wise switches off leaving only brain that recognizes the sex switched on…
if only i had listented to never put your dick in crazy…
An old Italian proverb says, “When the cock rises to the sky, the brains fall to the ground.
I would have done the exact samethings, sounds like a great fantasy.
Too much! I have not laughed like that for a long, long time. I am so sorry for this man’s pain, and so glad he shared it!
This cracks me up, because I went to St. Mary’s. Of all places to see one’s high school mentioned….
That said, I’m skeptical of the story for exactly that reason. This would have been eternal SMA LEGEND if it had happened. A lot of other details don’t ring true in light of how the school is constructed. Although I am not familiar with Alebeard, and looking at his blog, perhaps everything there is made up.
M., have you been a sex blog reader for long?
I ask because, well, it’s not a new insight that people tell stories on sex blogs that may not be true. I’d say it happens more often than not.
Most blogs don’t come with an “everything you read here is true” label. And frankly, I’d go mad if I tried to decide which of the stuff I was quoting was true. I repeat a story if I found it entertaining, or think my readers might. But it’s just a story I found on teh internets, m’kay?