Never let them tell you the Bible doesn’t have dirty bits! I just stumbled across this passage in an old UseNet .sig:
She was infatuated with their male prostitutes, whose members were like those of donkeys and whose seed came in floods like that of stallions. — Ezekiel 23:20
That translation is a bit more poetic than the KJV, but if you play with the various translations available at that link, you’ll see that it’s as accurate as any.
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