October 5th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Taken For A (Bicycle) Ride
He thinks he’s sooo smooth. Hell, he probably thinks he invented the old “I’ll show you how to ride a bicycle as an excuse to run my fingers all over your pretty butt” routine.
Meanwhile, she has him exactly where she wants him.
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It’s her ‘Jack Nicholson as the Joker’ smile that I like – They both look so much from another era – It’s almost impossible imagining people looking like them being alive in our times, never mind having sex.
She is SO gonna run those stockings! :x
You are SO good to my collection, Bacchus! Thank you!!
She does have a devilish grin. Smart lady.
Eve
I love those shoes. Hers.
Wow, yet another cycling post without a limerick caption?
They’d decided to be more discreet.
So, they met on the bike path, to cheat.
He wore no protection,
upon his erection,
so she’d leak his skeet on the seat.
Again I’m so sorry Bacchus.
My insomnia must have taken me too far into the night.
In my head, I’d properly used the word “that” in the last line, but when hastily typing the limerick before I forgot the lines, I obviously omitted it!
That last line should read:
so that she’d leak his skeet on the seat.
Again, I’d be grateful if you could fix it….
Okay…
So I probably shouldn’t be writing limericks after 4:00 a.m. in the morning. If you force yourself the read the second offering in the correct meter, it can be done, but then it may sound forced (because it is).
How about this for a smoother flow on that last line:
“so she’d leak all his skeet on the seat.”
(I added the word “all”…)
“TO” read, not “the” read…
Must be the alzheimer’s kicking in…
No worries, Whiplash. Let’s compile it for posterity, shall we?
They’d decided to be more discreet.
So, they met on the bike path, to cheat.
He wore no protection,
upon his erection,
so she’d leak all his skeet on the seat.