By now I’ve got something of a history of announcing new sites from Kink.com, so why stop now? The next in the pipeline is an ass-themed site called EverythingButt.com, which is already “up” with several shoots even though it won’t be formally open and live for a few more days. The site’s marketing copy makes it sound like a full buffet of fetish fun for anybody who enjoys playing with butts:

EverythingButt.com celebrates ass play in all its forms. Spanking, enemas, fisting, fucking, licking, and sniffing are performed by experienced porn stars and anal virgins too. These beautiful naked women all come to enjoy the smorgasbord of extreme anal antics under the skilled supervision of bondage master Lochai. It’s an exhilarating festival of analingus, Klismaphilia, and no-holds-barred buggery, scientifically designed to induce your expectant salivation. Do you “Yum!” for bum? Then dive in!

In looking over the new site (there’s even a a free trailer clip) the first thing that struck me was a delightful still photo from the preliminary “model interview” part of one of the shoots:

bobby star surveys a row of huge butt plugs

That’s the lovely and talented Bobbi Starr looking sanguine about those very large implements — and I use the word “talented” in a most considered fashion. (You’ll have to take my word for it unless you join the site or buy the shoot, but it’s true; for now, let me just say…they fit.)

Sadly the usual free sample galleries are not yet live, but I snagged a few pictures of a shower scene to share here. We begin with Aiden Starr and Flower Tucci taking an innocent shower together:

washing her bottom

Note the scrunchy-thing! I always thought those were some sort of shower fungus that’s symbiotic with women, because they started accumulating in my bathroom (the scrunchy things, that is, not women) right after The Nymph moved in with me. But apparently, it’s for washing with. Who knew?

Moving on, the ladies decide to put on a little display of soapy bottoms:

proud display of wet soapy buttocks

And then we move on to the double-enema portion of our program. Apparently if you want to get really clean, showering together just isn’t enough any more:

two girls, one enema bag

I’d be remiss if I closed this blog post without alerting you to a contest offering the chance to win a six-month subscription to EverythingButt.com. They have a logo:

everythingbutt.com logo

The contest involves dressing up your own butt to look as much like the logo as possible; the details are here. You’ve only got until Monday, so don’t dally!

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