Speaking of fetish fuel as we were, does anybody out there have “a professional homemaker” fetish? OK, maybe a “female ex-convict” fetish? You know you want her!

And now, you can have her, working a stripper pole on her TV show to help promote a stripper-moves exercise class:

Martha Stewart stripping -- well, maybe not so much

Even if you don’t have a specific Martha Stewart fetish, you’ve got to approve of the idea behind the thing. By any calculation I can imagine, every additional woman in America who learns some stripper moves is a net gain for the Gross National Hedonic Product.

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