My internet spaceship game has voice communications. And sometimes the guys (it’s mostly guys) say some funny stuff. Funny or sad, it’s not always easy to tell:

So, my ex-wife asks me, “Where can I get an old used keyboard?”

I ask her “Why?”

She says: “I thought maybe I could pry all the keys off and glue them to my body, then maybe you’ll touch me the way you touch that game of yours.”