October 31st, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Donkey? I Thought She Was A Hooker!
From Lowering The Bar:
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” a 28-year-old Zimbabwe man told a magistrate on Monday. The man, who had been arrested for being intimate with a donkey, admitted the conduct in question but claimed that the donkey had not been a donkey when he met her at a nightclub last Saturday night, but rather a prostitute.
“I don’t know how she then became a donkey,” he told the court.
Yeah, that’s a winning defense…
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I HATE when hookers turn equine.
Just because you’re drunk and think you’re with a hooker, doesn’t mean you won’t sober up and realise you were boning a donkey. Or perhaps he knows the penalty for bestiality is a bit higher than if he got caught up in a case of Witchcraft!
At first I thought this was going to be some sort of a glory-hole story…
You mean like one of those “lips have no gender that you can discern through three-quarter-inch plywood” tales?
I hate it when “shape shifters” screw with me when I’m drunk!
Yup! After the first three and a half lines, I was thinking plywood barrier, but then I begin to suspect that sexy absinthe green fairy…
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