Here’s yet another sample from the infamous bawdy poems of Robert Burns as collected in The Merry Muses Of Caledonia:

Oor Gudewife’s Sae Modest

Oor gudewife’s sae modest,
When she is set at meat,
A laverock’s leg, or a tittlin’s wing,
Is mair than she can eat;

But, when she’s in her bed at e’en,
Between me an the wa’;
She is a glutton deevil,
She swallaes cocks an a’.

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