March 2nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Ron White Is Great At Sex
Just ask him!
Transcript:
I’m great at sex. I come every time. I’m like 4,000 in a row or some ridiculous goddamn number. I’m gifted really, I guess!
My wife’s maybe a third as good as me. I don’t think she’s trying.
I asked her the other day, “what’s the fucking problem here, baby?”
She goes, “Well, for one thing, there’s a fat, sweaty guy laying on top of me!”
Well, that’d break my concentration. “Get off me, I’m trying to cum!”
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I read the sexology but I also know from experience that while I can ejaculate easily, it almost never brings the altered states of consciousness which many people report, and that its often harder to have someone new get me off than to do it myself. So in my experience, the common wisdom “men find it easy to ejaculate in partner sex and that means they got the most pleasant possible outcome” is not true. I always wondered if its really true for almost all men, or just something sexologists say. Questionnaires I have seen don’t distinguish between ejaculation and the altered states of consciousness.
Very possibly sex with a partner whom I know and trust well would be different.
Not all orgasms are created equal, certainly!
I would venture to guess that the possibility of a disconnect between male orgasm and ejaculation isn’t considered by many.
Not knowing that women often want more stimulation after they come, but men often want to take a break, can lead to heartache, but so can interacting with someone as a Statistically Average Man or as a Statistically Average Woman without paying attention to the specific individual and what they like and want. So can assumptions like “he jizzed so it was good for him, he did not jizz so he must not love me.” I don’t know much about sex or relationships but I know what people write to advice columns about.