March 28th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Bachelor Bliss
Saw this circulating without attribution on social media:
The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
The girl said “No!”
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END.
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It’s hard to read that without cringing. It belongs in a government PSA with the tag-line “Men: This is your brain on divorce!”
Yeah, it’s an unhappily-married man’s fantasy. But as most of us have learned, either the hard way or by observing our friends, it makes for a fine lifestyle for the first six months after a divorce, but then it palls. And then you gotta shovel all the beer bottles and empty snack food packaging out of the corners of the room, wash all your dishes, take the shop-vac to the dust bunnies, buy new sheets and pillow cases, and start putting your life back together.