Mistress Matisse: Queen Of The Sex Bloggers?
So I was looking at the Best Of Blog nominations (because somebody told me ErosBlog was on there, albeit in a mystifying category with a horrifying and ridiculous scarlet-letter disclaimer after our name.) I was delighted to discover that the enormously entertaining Mistress Matisse is a finalist in the best sex blog category.
Now, obviously I like her blog a lot, or it likely wouldn’t be at the very top of my sex blog list. (Lower down, position doesn’t mean anything; but blogs near the top are all ones much liked by Aphrodite, The Nymph, or me.) Matisse combines an entertaining writing style I can’t even manage to dream of having with a commendable willingness to write about her own personal and professional exploits, which are (from the perspective of a country boy like me) themselves rather eye-opening. The combination ensures that her blog is the first link I click every morning when I open my blog. I therefore commend her to your voting finger. You know what to do.
What? Not convinced yet? Smart and funny don’t do it for ya? So you’re one of those horndogs who wouldn’t cast a vote for Pope without shouting “show us yer tits” first? We got ya covered:
Unreduced photo here.
If Matisse doesn’t do it for you, there are other worthy candidates on the sex blog list, including at least one set of old blogfriends that would be very close in the contest for my fickle affections if they only posted more regularly. (Hi, Mike-and-Michelle!) But I promise you, there’s nobody else on that sex blog list who would make a better Queen of The Sex Bloggers….
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=1347
That’s actually a male chastity belt. The little cage fits right over the fun bits and the leather straps have locking buckles. Of course, it doesn’t work on girls, but the photographer thought it was cool-looking, so, boom, instant photo prop.
dang !
looks like a birdcage to me.
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*weeping, wailing, gnashing teeth, tearing hair*
Bacchus darling, THIS is the thanks I get for nominating Erosblog for best overall blog!?
Does this mean that I shall have to give in and post nekkid piccies of myself, in an effort to whore up more votes? *sigh*
Oh well. I’m grateful to be near the top of your list there. :)
DirtyTalkinGirl at PUSSY TALK,
Upstart Princess of the Sex Bloggers
Matisse — I was speculating that it was actually a cage for holding hungry rodents in proximity to tender bits….
DTG — Sorry, I didn’t know who nominated us, so you shouldn’t take it that way. I don’t understand the contest, I guess — “Big name blogs” appears, from the other finalists, to be a synonym for “blogs by celebrities”. And I really hate that “not safe for work or kids” tag they put on me there, like I’m some sort of creepy blogger in a raincoat. They didn’t tar the other sex bloggers with that brush. So I didn’t take that nomination seriously — but I apologize for not thinking of the compliment my nomination represented. Thanks!
Yes, hooray for the divine miz m! She has our votes, too. But what is that metal cage-thing on her pelvis in the picture?
Aww.. I have fallen off the ErosBlog list entirely. And here I got so much traffic from being linked here in the first place. :(
Darling Bacchus, no need to apologise—my tone was facetious. I take everything online with a grain of salt and with tongue firmly in cheek :P
I think they put that warning up about Erosblog simply because of the category you’re in. Don’t take it to heart. The sex blog category was marked with the same warning, but en masse.
The awards are just for fun and to drum up readership for the rest of us “little-name” bloggers, so the more we talk it up the better hehe.
DTG xxoo
Pussy Talk
When I saw that we were nominated I thought “Okay. We haven’t been posting enough to win or even come close to it”– which is proven by the fact that we are in DEAD LAST place… ah well. It’s just that lately I feel like… hmmm. Actually it’s probably not a good idea to talk about this in comments, huh?