Anal Sex: It DOES Make Your Butt Bigger
I surrender. Pursuit of truth must yield to gender solidarity in this instance. This really works, honest!
Perhaps you may remember this post from 2007, discussing a seemingly-innocent query on a health forum from a young lady whose boyfriend had convinced her that regular anal sex would help her enlarge her “really flat butt”. I assumed then it was a prank or a troll post, but it was so funny I had to share it. I never imagined it was an actual meme at large in society.
The evidence from my search logs suggests otherwise. Today I got a search for “will anal sex ass bigger?”
Uh, yes. Yes, it will. But you have to do it a lot.
Moving on: there’s a sense in which we are, all of us, constructing a very imperfect model of the universe in our minds, to enable us to predict the consequences of our actions. This model, necessarily primitive, includes rules and concepts regarding how things work. What must a person’s causation model look like, I wonder, for the “anal sex could make my butt bigger” meme to fit comfortably within it? Of what other notions could such a person be profitably persuaded?
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“Uh, yes. Yes, it will. But you have to do it a lot.” The only way I could conceive this being true to keep filling her with semen. Which is likely to only make her abdomen bigger (so would an enema). If this is your real feeling and not sarcasm, how?
Let’s just say it was a jest, and leave it at that; there’s not enough humor in the joke to survive an explanation.
Lots of anal sex will make your butt bigger. If by butt you mean asshole :)
{sigh}
I know you’re trying to make a funny, but…
No. No, it won’t.
As Heather Corinna puts it at the incomparable sex ed site Scarleteen: “Is there any harm done to the anus from repeated anal intercourse? No. Not if you just employ some basic care and safety when you engage in it.”
The myth that anal sex permanently stretches your anus open is just that — a myth.