It’s amazing how many celebrities there are who I’ve never heard of until they get humiliated on the internet in some viral scandal that touches on the interests of ErosBlog readers. Last week, it was the turn of one hip-hop dude (I had to look that part up) named DJ Khaleed, who had a 2015 interview video surface in which he blathered on at too much honest length about how he is unable to lick pussy. Yeah, that’s his story; he says he “just can’t.”

To celebrate his weak-ass tongue and his even-weaker sexual politics, here’s some vintage-1977 “sixty-nine” (as they used to call it) art by Bill Ward:

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He’s all about passenger safety, you can tell just by looking at him:

This comic is very much a product of its time. It appeared in the February 1957 issue of Rugged magazine. The 1956 model year may have been the first to see rear-seat safety belts; Ford offered them as an option for the first time that year.

The cartoon is signed “McCartney” but if you think the art style looks a bit like Bill Ward, well, various internet sources like this one say that Ward sometimes used that name for some of his magazine cartoonery.

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With the foreman distracted, there’s no way this painting crew is gonna bring the job in on time and under budget:

Comic is by Bill Ward, from the September 1962 issue of Eve magazine.

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It’s a slightly tricky docking maneuver with a rocket that size, but she’s got it under control:

Artist is Bill Ward.

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I don’t know if this submerged fellatrix is just so good she can get this guy off in the time it takes her to grow weary of periodically bobbing back to the surface to gasp another quick breath, or whether he’s kind of a one-pump chump at the best of times. But either way, the underwater blowjob has got to be a tricky thing to accomplish:

Artwork is by Bill Ward.

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I don’t know what he did to make that woman angry with him, but I know what he’s saying in a desperate pleading voice: “Ow, my balls! Please, not on my balls!”

Art is by Bill Ward, of course.

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Ladies and gentlemen, open your ‘shop software and fire up your meme engines! Because I just found a wonderful 1972 stroke-book-cover version of the famous Distracted Boyfriend meme. Our fellow with the wandering eyes here must be an ass man, because the woman he’s with has tits that ought to be enough for any man. Although her narrowed eyes, pursed lips, and generally annoyed demeanor put me in mind of that old adage: No matter how beautiful any woman may be, somewhere there’s a man who may be getting tired of putting up with her quirks.

Artwork is from the cover of Confessions Of A Swapper, which is “A Dr. Guenter Klow Library Selection” (GK-39) from Eros Goldstripe. I don’t have an artist credit, but if this isn’t Bill Ward or (I’m thinking maybe) Gene Bilbrew, I’ll eat my hat. (I don’t have a hat.)

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