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October 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Royally Big Butt Plugs


Are you a size queen? Or a size king? Or is your social-climbing lust for a really big butt plug satisfied by the fat schlong of a mere knight? However full you like it, these monster buttplugs shaped like chess pieces should stuff you up nicely:

huge chess-piece butt plugs

During The Stockroom’s October Halloween sale, these are all $20 off the regular price:

It’s good to be the King! The Maximus King Pleasure Dong from NS Novelties is truly the ruler of every orifice. This enormous monster dildo is sculpted in smooth black Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) that’s phthalate-free, soft to the touch, yet sturdy to the core. Its wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. This is one giant slab of extreme punishing power, made for those who believe that bigger is always better!

The Maximus series — King, Queen and Knight — consists of waterproof and hand-washable pieces of massive sensual art in three distinctive designs. Compatible with all silicone and water-based lubricants, these huge, sleek, pleasurable brutes are ready for action when size really matters.

A true size queen, the Maximus Queen Pleasure Dong is built to give any orifice the royal treatment — no matter how tight a fit. This segmented, enormous monster features an even wider center circumference than our Maximus King & Knight dildos, and the Queen’s wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. Stout and smooth with a thick round head, this big, brutal monarch demands absolute obedience.

The Maximus Knight Pleasure Dong is a big, black knight who’s on a fearless crusade to fill every nook and cranny. This fat, rounded shape has a thick circumference that even exceeds that of the enormous Maximus King dildo. This heavy, sturdy invader is jelly-soft to accomodate internal contours, with a wide, flat base for secure mounting. Sometimes there’s no substitute for size!

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October 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Topless Feminism On The March

topless feminist at a protest march

According to Naked Protesters, this is from a 1980s Dutch porn magazine. An artifact from a past that got a different future than we did, I am thinking.

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October 4th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

He Loves To Birch Women

You can’t, uh, beat Spanking Blog when it comes to obscure vintage spanking art. Wednesday’s example is an outdoor bondage birching by a man whose rampant erection shows just how much he loves his work:


The artist is Jean Morisot and the link is via Chross’s Spankings Of The Week. (Chross’s weekly/Friday roundup of spanking bloggery is the single best source for that sort of thing that you will find on the ‘net.)

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October 4th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Sweet, Sticky Fruit


Other artists before have played with this visual metaphor. But including the insects, I think, is very telling. These fruits are tempting and attractive, but also soon to be (if not even presently) rotting, decaying, and consumed. Somebody is not entirely comfortable with this particular sweet treat!

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October 3rd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Twelve Years A Blogger

Hey, look! It’s been twelve years since ErosBlog’s first post.

For extra lulz, check out what the blog looked like when it was four days old (on October 7, 2002) as preserved by the Internet Archive:


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October 2nd, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Spiked Cock Cage


I plan to do a more detailed post about the Halloween Sale that The Stockroom is running this October; given the organic link between fetish and costumery, it’s really the annual sale that resonates strongest with me, and the big discounts on kinky costumes and astonishing masks are hard to beat. But this year, there also seems to be a “spooky torture chamber for his junk” theme going on, with all kinds of spiked genital toys, ball crushers, urethral sounds, and penis plugs on sale. And why would you need that oh-so-heavy but very-atmospheric iron maiden for your kinky party venue when there’s instead the opportunity to put an iron maiden directly on his dick? Behold the Spike Cage, designed to ensure very-well-behaved penises:


This versatile device offers the best of both worlds, with a stainless steel spiked cock cage created to be much more than just a chastity device. The above average length cage is designed with seven spiked rings, beginning at the base and ending with four spikes inside the head of the device. The included ring is adjustable due to its handcuff style locking mechanism. The cage itself attaches to an adjustable steel ring by means of a single pin designed to hold the included lock in place.

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October 1st, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Piggy Pegging Tweet Of The Day

Somewhere out there there’s a lucky piggy:

Backup image link (for the deep future when Twitter has failed): here

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October 1st, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Distracted Driving, Florida-Style

Seriously, people: no matter how safe you are out there on the roadways, it’s the other guy — the one in the big truck with the naked woman in the cab — who is gonna mess it all up. Drive at all times like someone is trying to kill you — because they are.

A Bradford County school bus carrying 15 elementary school students was rear-ended by a tractor-trailer Monday afternoon near the intersection of U.S. 301 and State Road 201A in Lawtey. The Florida Highway Patrol said there were 10 people transported to area hospitals: a man and woman in the big rig were taken to Shands in Gainesville with critical injuries, and seven children and the bus driver were taken to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

According to Sheriff Gordon Smith, the woman in the semi was not wearing any clothes. She was given a towel from troopers to cover up in front of the children.

Witnesses said the semi was going about 60 mph when it struck the bus, which investigators said had its crossing arms out and lights flashing.

FHP has not released the name of the truck driver or his female passenger but said charges are pending. Investigators said they did not have any indication that alcohol or drugs were a factor but said speed and/or distracted driving could have played a role.

Gee, you think?

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September 30th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Cthuloid Sex Toys

These are details from a notional sex toy collection advertising flyer that appeared as part of Goomi’s Unspeakable Vault of Doom, a Lovecraftian web comic by artist Francois Launet:




I actually think I’ve seen serious reviews for The Purple Tongue (not shown here) by some of our fearless community of sex toy review bloggers. Or anyway the description (“It will make you howl in the dark! Variable speed and occult functions”) sounds awfully familiar…

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September 29th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Her Priestly Fantasy

In the latest update from Sex And Submission, our heroine Penny Pax vividly imagines herself as an adulteress being punished by a rather unorthodox priest:





The crucifix stocks are a nicely transgressive touch. I’d imagine you wouldn’t find those in a real church, but it’s just the sort of thing you could imagine an out-of-control kinky priest having installed, if he’s in the habit of awarding (and inflicting!) harsh penance to his parishoners.

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