Cock O’lada and Hello Pussy!
First, a friendly Erosblog public service announcement for those who might have missed it. Rori, formerly of One Girl’s Life, has changed her blog home to Tuckle Rori. Hope you’re feeling better soon, sweetie! (And could we persuade you to share an explanation of what “tuckle” means? :) )
In catching up with her, I discovered another item that was instantly put on my “I want it!” list: Cock O’lada.
What is Cock O’lada? I’m not sure, really. The web site for the product is in German, which I cannot read. But check out this picture:
I agree with Rori, that swigging on this while cruising down the highway would be lots of fun. Or pulling it out of my backpack while hiking or biking, and taking a good long pull on it while others gape.
The Cock O’lada web site says that it’s “TropicErotic” flavored–fruit punch. Does “ohne” mean it does or doesn’t have alcohol?
If that doesn’t sound good, you can get other flavors; they come in different-colored cocktubes:
Or maybe those contain substances other than drinks…what would flavors called “Dark Glide” and “Hello Pussy” taste like?? Translation of the page into English (the link says their English page is “coming soon!”), anyone?
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“ohne” means “without”
The term “Cock O’Lada” likely comes from the familiar English “cock” wedded to the German “limonada”, or lemonade. It also indicates they have additional flavors coming real soon now.
The other tubes (2nd pic) contain “Gleitgel” – lubricants – with different characteristics. Makes the name “Hello, Pussy” seem rather more appropriate, “ja” ?
Thank you so much, gentlemen! So it would be safe to swig it while driving…cool! :laugh:
Oh my, it’ll be a *long* way until automatic translation will be remotely usable … :-)
OK, ‘ohne’ means ‘without’, so it’s without alcohol.
A rough translation of the left hand part:
‘The first drink from the cocktube.
With our CockOlada, parties, hot club nights and sensual moments at home get the ultimate erotic kick!
CockOlada TropicErotic (fruit cocktail without alcohol).
Other flavors are planned!’
And the right hand part reads:
‘Finally, lube with character!
Put an end to boring or medical-looking lube containers. Because lube should be fun, after all …
Together with Unique Cometics, we now offer three different styles of silicone-based lube:
Hello Pussy-Glide: for twens and woman who has stayed young
Dark-Glide: for the fans of everything latex, leather, SM and fetish
Disco Ken Gay-Glide: the first gay lube-tube’
So, there you go :-)
Per Free-Translations website: This is the literal translation from the website…
The first Drink out of the Cocktube. That cocktail out of the Penistube. With our CockOlada, parties get, would be named club visits and sensual moments at home first the correct erotic Kick!
CockOlada TropicErotic (fruit cocktail without alcohol)
Further taste directions are in planning !!!!
And as for the other three, here is the other translation for it – Free Translator didn’t have all the words for it – perhaps a local dialect? not sure… But, here you go – I think you get the gist.
~M
Finally a Gleitgel with character! End with boringly or medically causing Gleitgelverpackungen. A Gleitgel should be finally also a joke-Macher..
We included in collaboration with Unique Cometics of three Silicon-Gleitgel-characters into our program:
Hello Pussy-Glide: for Twens and the boy shelter woman Dark-Glide: for fans of varnish, leather, SM and fetish
disco Ken Gay-Glide: the first muggy Glide-tube
yep the ”Lube Tube” is the best translation for those tubes… ;)
To all new Cockolada friends!
We enjoyed reading your chat and will translate our website asap! Promised!
P.S. Cockolada is a drink and the other tubes are silicon lubricants.
Greetings from Austria :)
“Dark Glide” and “Hello Pussy” is a silicone gel for sexual using
The Drinks are the cocolada thats a drink like pinacolada but no alcohol but also available in tropic erotic with tequilla and tropic erotic with ginseng and energy. the hompage will be in english in few days. thanks for your interest. The SWAT Team
Is this stuff low in calories and less fillings? I gotta watch my figure too you know?