Blowjob Show And Tell
There are few more enduring staples in the sex advice literary world than that old favorite, the “how to give a blowjob” tutorial. This blog has linked to a fair number of them. But this one from Hoot Island is the first I’ve ever seen that puts the tutorial in fictional form. And it’s pretty entertaining, too:
“This is serious,” Janie said. Her eyes started to tear up. “I’m gonna lose him, he’s gonna dump me for some skank who can take her teeth out!”
Erica put her arm over her bud’s shoulders and hugged her. “No, he’s not. He’s not that shallow, and even blind people can tell he loves you. Besides, I’d kick his ass if he hurts you and he knows it.”
Janie sniffled. “What’d you do, tell him that?”
“Yep. The night we met him, while you were in the bathroom.”
“You didn’t!”
“Told him I had an electric juicer at home that would accommodate his testicles perfectly,” Erica said smugly. “But really, he’s a great guy, don’t worry about it. He appreciates it when you do it, right?”
There was another long silence.
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Once again we see a misandric piece. I just want you to think for a second if I wrote a piece of fiction and it was two men talking and one of the men said I am going to put your clit on my belt sander at high speed with coarse sand paper. Not so funny now. Is it. :angry:
Badger, sorry you don’t think that’s funny. Did you read it in context with the whole story?
Senses of humor do differ. But I see no mysandry here.
nor me, I thougt it was ok :-)
xx
LOL, i thought it was funny ;) but i have been told that my sense of humor is not ‘normal’ but then again, i like to think that nothing about me is normal :P Anyway, thanks for amusing me for a few moments today :)
My favorite blowjob tutorial piece is this one, from SatinSlippers wonderful Maiden Pieria:
Advanced Blowjobs: The “Purple Haze”
I just wish I could have gotten her to practive it on me. ;)