Nah, in my dreams. I wonder how many hits I’d get if ErosBlog really were written up in USA Today?

A guy can dream. And speaking of dreams, here’s what actually was on the front page of the D Section of today’s USA Today:

If Bacchus ever were booted into the Greek god relocation program, he’d do well to wind up here. Two dozen boatshave been lashed together in the service of a writhing mass of human flesh bent on shedding inhibitions and clothes as fast as a four-headed beer bong will allow.

Greek god relocation program? Where do I sign up?