An Ode To Handjobs
Violet Blue has had a busy week, but she’s not complaining because:
I worked on perfecting one of my other favorite activities: the handjob. Ah, an ode to handjobs. My hands become like these heat-seeking missles, roaming all over the crotch of his jeans, squeezing and kneading and then finally getting inside. Unwrapping the erection from the boxers is always an exquisite moment, the heat radiates from his cock in waves. I love to run my hands all over him dry, squeezing at the base, stroking beneath the tip with the flat of my thumb. Then I drown him in lube, making a wet, slurpy-sounding, sloppy mess that I rub everywhere, even his balls. I’ve been experimenting with different lubes for different handjob styles; you can buy these dry-feeling cream lubes that create a little drag, heat and friction on his cock (Eros Power Cream), or my favorite standby, really runny silicone lube that acts like oil but cleans up with soap and water (Eros Pur; doesn’t break latex). Now all I need is a female research assistant, though I doubt Craigslist has the lab bunny I’m looking for.
In the same post, she’s also got a modest proposal about blowjob education. But it’s not gonna be real popular in the red states….
Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=1210
Well, I don’t know if she is for real or not, but any woman who knows this “these dry-feeling cream lubes that create a little drag, heat and friction on his cock” is what we really want from a hand-job sure knows her stuff.
Thanks for the wonderful slam against us red staters.
Found your blog a while back and have enjoyed it pretty frequently.
I won’t be back.
Lugnut, it wasn’t a slam, it was a joke. I’m a red stater myself, as it happens.
Touchy, touchy.
I’m a red in a red state, and I LOVE SEX PORN AND EVERYTHING NASTY!! My conservative wife also loves to suck cock and get fucked in parking lots.
Just cause I’m a repug doesn’t mean I don’t want sex, beat off to my pr0n and… yes… read your damn blog all the time!
Good lord, people, did you actually go read Violet Blue’s article that I was commenting on?
Sheesh.
Hmmm. We red-staters (yeah, me too) seem to be feeling a little defensive. I wonder why that is?
I enjoyed the article (Yes! I actually READ it!)
However, the further link to the interview with Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg was VERY disturbing!