And Who Shall Be Master?
Here’s a hilarious transcript of cybersex gone terribly … right? Some goon tries to pretend to be a master, but he seems to think it mostly involves virtual punches and namecalling. And then the hunter becomes the hunted:
mia: *gets out strap-on, and slips it on*
jblack: whoa
mia: *attaches 14″ dildo to strap-on*
mia: *lubes the dildo up*
jblack: where’s the girl? you’re going to fuck a girl right?
mia: you’re the girl. i’m going to fuck you.
jblack: master does not approve
mia: no, see. this whole time you’re under the assumption that i needed to be dominated
mia: the truth of the matter is, I do the dominating.
mia: and to prove it
mia: i’m going to fuck your cyber ass until it cyber bleeds
jblack: master says no
mia: no, YOUR MASTER says yes
mia: bend the fuck over
jblack: i don’t like this
mia: too fucking bad, worm. you’re gonna get it now
mia: *bends you over. spreads your ass.*
jblack: no i don’t want this
mia: he doesn’t WANT this, he says. what about what i said, before you cyber raped me, DICK?
mia: all i’m doing is what you did to me. you think that’s unfair?
jblack: yes
mia: and why is that
jblack: because i aint a fag
mia: oh but i am?
jblack: different. your a bitch
mia: no, actually, YOU’RE the bitch right now
mia: *slams my big dildo into your ass*
mia: oh that feels so good doesn’t it, bitch?
jblack: this is rape
mia: “shut up, bitch. enjoy it”
mia: oh yeah, you like that?
mia: you like Master’s cock?
*jblack has signed off*
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LMAO. What a moron. What an absolute dickhead. “Your a bitch.”
And so, it would seem, are you, JBlack. “Don’t forget to pick up yer pride on the way out, bitch.”
Some people should remain unfucked.
Holy crap – I’m like somewhat famous now!!! Thanks for linking to me – especially to that sad-but-true transcript.
OMG, That’s fucking hilarious! You can go thru your whole life wondering whether or not the is anything worth anything in this life, and then you come across something like this. ::snif:: It’s a thing of beauty!
turn and turn about. . .
This is still one of my favorites. lol
:confused: that’s one Im session I’m glad I missed. But amusing from the outside looking in :)
That transcript rocks. Mia, you are my hero.
Teehee. It’s more fun to change genders completely midway…it confuses the hell out of most people.
I went through that same routine 10 years ago when it was IRC. (Internet Relay Chat). Nothing has changed, men were doing just the same and thinking it was all jolly and fine. The very last day I ever went into an online chat was the day a guy asked me why I was there if I wasn’t into cyber or phone sex. As if that’s all the Internet existed for. Call them dickheads cause that’s all they have going for them.
I’m so glad that someone switched roles on him! He might be surprised and think twice. I agree with “LittleMy” Mia you rock. Great thinking to pull that one… Hope more people see this post.