August 17th, 2006 -- by Aphrodite
I Hope I’m Never This Desperate For A Cuddle
I can totally relate to hating being alone. I get missing the comfort of a lover’s touch.
But I do not at all get this:
Is it just me, or is this a Frankenstein-meets-Muppets mashup that’s gone horribly wrong? “Horribly wrong” as in, “Where are the man-bits, dammit?”
But if you’re into that kind of thing, you can buy one of these things here.
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In its own way, it’s more hiddious then the Zombie Orgy…
That’s just wrong!!!!!!
… and it doesn’t even vibrate!
Doesn’t quite seem like it would be realistic enough to have the intended effect to me. I wonder if it’s machine washable!
I don’t get it. Presumably you already have one or several simulated man-bits that do or don’t vibrate. This is clearly meant to fulfill a different need. Your complaints strike me along the lines of seeing a moving van and saying “sure, it hauls a lot of stuff, but can it go 0 to 60 in four seconds?”
That said, it should probably snore and leave the toilet seat up, for a more accurate simulated experience.
I think this is a ripoff of a japanese idea, first they had a lap-shaped pillow for guys to sleep on, then this kind of things for girls to sleep on. I like to simply use my imagination and dream of days to come. ;)
Don’t we have enough gimmicky artificial stuff? How about the real thing like love, and human contact? It’s out there waiting for you. Go get it!
The pillow is kind of silly, but the sleeping girl looks very sweet.
Justin: I have seen those pillows and they creep me out. This one creeps me out to a lesser extent because it looks like something I’d cover in red karo syrup and put on my porch for Halloween.
Petronius: I agree. She’s addorable. :)
that’s just too weird!
I saw these on a day-time show sometime two years ago. It’s ment to be relaxing. The female presenter herself pointed out that that is usually an uncomfortable position to lie in with your partner. I personally don’t get it at all…
My girl says there should be a slight manly scent in that armpit (But not so strong that it shouts, “I should have showered yesterday”), for it to be snuggly…