April 9th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Make Your Own Girlfriend
Hey, when you’re a wooden boy and your father is a woodcarver, isn’t it only natural that you’d just chisel out the woman of your dreams?
From the cover of a Screw magazine from 1979.
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and the resulting friction causes them both to burst into flames.
I like the one where Pinocchio has his head buried in a woman’s crotch, and she’s screaming “Lie to me!”
That does make sense. Hahahaha, i remember when I first really got to surfing on the net and I found the “disney porn”. Thought it was hilarious.
he has a chisel in his hand. How did he “carve” her?
Shiloh, if you’re going to be pedantic on the internet, it helps to be accurate, yes?
So, who said the word “carve” that you put quotes around?
{crickets}
Yeah, that would be nobody. Sorry, no “I pointed out a mistake on the internets!” points for you.
If this seems harsh, it’s because I cannot imagine how your comment was intended to be a positive contribution.
I said “chisel out”, because, yeah, he’s got a chisel in one hand and a mallet in the other. Standard tools for sculpting in wood.
I reckon, without fail, she always gave him “wood”…
I like the way his nose is becoming all red and excited – great analogy without having to be actually pornographic – clever.
Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
– Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
– You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
– Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
– Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.