February 18th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
An Old Limerick
I’m sure this one is a classic:
There was a young parson of Goering,
Who made a small hole in the flooring;
He lined it all round,
Then laid on the ground,
And declared it was cheaper than whoring.
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There was a young woman of Dee
Who went to the river to swim
When a man in a punt
Put his oar in her eye
& now she wears glasses, you see.
Forgive me, I remember this one practically from kindergarten –
There was a Bohemian monk,
who went to sleep in a bunk,
he dreamed that Venus
was sucking his elbow
and woke up all covered in perspiration.
Ah, happy days :-D
There was a gay blade from Khartoum,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night,
As to who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
There was a young lady named Sue
who said as the parson withdrew
the Vicar was quicker
and thicker and slicker
and two inches longer than you!
There was a young man named McGruder
who wooed a lewd nude in Burmuda
The nude thought it rude
to be wooed in the nude
But McGruder was ruder and screwed her.
How is it this I remember and important stuff is lost in the vacum between my ears?