Despite the tiredness of the titular pun, a literal exemplar has turned up in a comic called “The Black Czarina” by one Salomon Grundig. The other title I considered for this post was “The World’s Fanciest Cock Ring”, but when the talk balloon reads “My shaft is girded in armor that will prove very effective in producing pain when it enters your little ass” I figured I should go with the destruction headline:

cock ring of ass destruction

incipient anal penetration

I’m sparing you all, gentle readers, from the next panel with the splashing red ink.

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