I have pinpointed one aspect of the awful glory of the internet, and it is this. Somewhere right now a young and optimistic man is reading today’s Oglaf comic. Upon seeing this first panel, he’s thinking “Hmmm. That could work!”

\"Get hydrated, ladies! You\'re about to lose a whole lot of moisture through your pussies...\"

And so, before the next sunrise, somewhere in this grand old world of ours that young man will haven taken up a pitcher and a tray of glasses and he will have approached a group of ladies to try out this opening.

I hope somebody who is there sends us a postcard and lets us know how it worked out for him.

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