It’s the time of year when people in a gardening forum I frequent are starting to ask each other questions like “What can I do with all these huge surplus cucumbers?”

Sit with that, Bacchus. Just…sit with it. Breathe. Whatever you do, do not type anything!

Not getting banned from this gardening forum is my most difficult annual professional challenge. Can I make it another year?

cucumber anal insertion .gif of a woman masturbating with a large fat cucumber

The cucumber anal insertion .gif is said to be from Episode 2 of a 2002 hentai anime series called Gekka Bijin, also known as Maison Plaisir.

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