February 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
A Blowjob With His Morning Paper
This man has a morning routine. It involves a newspaper and a blowjob. Why waste time when you can multitask?
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Now…
This brings up the mistake so many people make…
They wait until the end of the day to begin their sexual activities, when they should be setting the tone of the day.
Sometimes when a person begins the day as the recipient of a really good blowie, he’s no longer all that concerned with invading neighboring countries.
A certain segment of our population has no idea that they actually hold the power to change the entire world, right there in their own warm little hands, or perhaps their warm mouths , or a combination thereof…
I seem to recall a series of low-res video interviews with Israelis and Palestinians where they were asked if they’d give a blowjob to Peres or Arafat if it would end the conflict in Israel (did I see those here?).
Anyway, I can’t seem to find them anymore #pornapocalypse?
Justin, you didn’t see those here — first I’m hearing about them.
Pornocalypse possibly, but much more likely to be plain old link rot. Prevailing website business models have been comprehensively crushed five or six times in the 21st century, so the vast majority of “stuff that used to be on the web” is now gone unless it originally went extremely viral. For the most part, if a thing appeared more than a few years ago, it’s gone now, unless the website operator had a noncommercial motive or an unusual degree of stubbornness.
Indeed, I’m pretty sure it was Arafat that they were talking about, which means it was at the latest 2004. YouTube didn’t exist until 2005, and that content (if moved across) might have gotten flushed when Google bought it anyway.
Justin, if you have an interest along this line, there’s an absolutely wonderful bawdy play from 411 B.C., entitled Lysistrata, by Aristophanes, in which the women of Greece seek to put an end to the Peloponnesian War between Greek cities by denying their menfolk access to sexual privileges until they stop the fighting.
I had heard of that, and then of course there was the Woman’s Strike in Iceland, 1975, where large numbers of women stopped doing all ‘woman’ things and protested instead.
See also Sex Strikes Through The Ages: The Legacy Of Lysistrata, which was probably the first Google result for “Sex Strike” when I went looking for a link that would explain my Lysistrata reference in a 2003 post. (Shit, I have been doing this for… awhile.)
Lysistrata is a great play to see, still! 2500 years old and still relevant to our time. Some college groups perform it now and then – I was privileged to watch a performance back in the day at my chosen college.