In Real Men Hunt by Celia Kyle and Marina Maddix, Warren the werewolf is trying to court a human woman. It’s going badly, in general, but she likes his company when he’s in wolf form. His packmates have to gently explain why sniffing around her that way isn’t ever going to get the job done:

“So, how long are you planning on trying to melt her heart as a wolf?” Zeke asked the question, ending on a snicker.

“Don’t,” Warren grunted.

“Gonna ask her for a bone on your first date? Get it? Bone?”

Warren growled, scowling at the road.

“Look, man, I’m on your side,” Zeke scratched at the scruff on his face. “All I’m saying is the lady may think wolves are cute and fluffy, but how’s she supposed to fall in love with you? You’re barking up the wrong tree, my friend.”

“He’s barking up the right tree,” Val corrected. “The problem is the fact he’s barking.”

“Fuck my life,” Warren groaned under his breath and pressed his hot forehead to the cool glass. “I get it. I’m just taking what I can get as far as spending time with her goes. You heard her. She doesn’t even like me all that much. How the hell am I supposed to convince her she’s my mate?”

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