There’s an ancient political joke that gets updated with a new name ever so often. The truth at the heart of it is that at any given time, we’ve got politicians who are far more corrupt than the sex workers we still love to look down on:

Everything is relative.

For example, if a lady decides to show some skin on the internet, she’ll go oh, you know, sure, I’m showing revealing pictures, but I’m not like, selling nudes on fansites, I’d never do that. And then the girl on the fansites goes, sure, I’m selling nudes on fansites, but I’m not like a stripper shaking my ass in a club every night for guys throwing money at me. I’d never do that. And then the stripper goes, sure, I’m shaking my ass in a club every night while guys throw money at me, but I’m not like, having sex with these guys. I’m not like an escort. I’d never do that. And then the escort goes, sure, I’m having sex with guys for money, but I do it through an organization. I feel safe doing it. I’m not like a toothless hooker blowing guys on the side of the road for $20. And then the toothless hooker blowing guys on the side out of the road for $20 goes sure, I’m a toothless hooker blowing guys on the side of the road for $20. But at least I’m not Pam Bondi!

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