Eater Problems
I’m not sure I’m 100% on board with the modern “eaters” slang for men who are avid cunnilingus enthusiasts. Perhaps I’ve watched too many zombie movies. But the cultural zeitgeist goes where it will, without consulting me. And Shawna says eaters are a problem:
I do occasionally indulge in “real men” discourse, and I’m indulging myself now: with appropriate consents in place, real men aspire to be precisely this kind of problem!
Transcript:
Eaters are a fucking problem, okay? I don’t make the rules, they just are. They will hold your ass down in that fucking sniper position and you’re not going fucking anywhere. Okay? You think you’re done? No. Haha, no, no, no, no, no. Not until they are. Whenever they’re pleased with their work, they will let you know. But until then, you are at their mercy.
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Well that clarifies the ‘snapper’ comment from the other post. I thought it related to the turtle, which extends it’s head up, stretching it’s neck. I thought it was odd, but hey.
I love eating pussy, and it’s great feeling your partner squirm and squirt as you lick as we all know I’m sure. Maybe though it’s a technique problem. I had one partner who for the first year or so would suddenly push me off complaining about it tickling, which ended the experiment each time. It was only when I discovered by experimentation that she needed a more strident tongue action rather than my ‘tache trimming that she eventually squirted in my mouth. It was then she admitted she’d never come that way before. After that it became a regular part of love making.
Maybe Shawna is not getting the right stimulation.
I’m presuming that the unspoken bit of ‘done’ is she’s had enough but not orgasmed, or at least not noticeably.
If she wants to sign up to my summer course and fly over I’d be happy to test my hypothesis. And set up a summer course 😀
Meantime at least she’s not complaining that her partner is not reciprocating orally….