I’m not sure I’m 100% on board with the modern “eaters” slang for men who are avid cunnilingus enthusiasts. Perhaps I’ve watched too many zombie movies. But the cultural zeitgeist goes where it will, without consulting me. And Shawna says eaters are a problem:

I do occasionally indulge in “real men” discourse, and I’m indulging myself now: with appropriate consents in place, real men aspire to be precisely this kind of problem!

Transcript:

Eaters are a fucking problem, okay? I don’t make the rules, they just are. They will hold your ass down in that fucking sniper position and you’re not going fucking anywhere. Okay? You think you’re done? No. Haha, no, no, no, no, no. Not until they are. Whenever they’re pleased with their work, they will let you know. But until then, you are at their mercy.

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