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The Sex Blog Of Record
July 8th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
The Cosmic Babe at Note of The Day pretty much has the final word on marriage, whether gay, straight, poly, line, clan, or none-of-the-above:
[M]y commitment to another, to my primary love, does not require society’s stamp of approval or any kind of legally binding tie. We determine the rules and boundaries and responsibilities and privileges of our relationship; we don’t allow society or legislators to do it. I made sacred ritual vows to Geoffrey, promised before the gods I worship, under the setting sun of the equinox atop a volcano, witnessed by dear friends and my children. If that’s not good enough, no piece of paper with a state seal on it will be.
Me, I just want to know if any virgins got chucked in the volcano as part of this ritual. I sure hope not, it’s a waste of perfectly good virgins and I can think of much better uses for ’em.
July 7th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
It’s time for some gratuitous sex comics, don’t you think? Here’s a sweet manga blowjob that looks like a lot of fun:
Take special note of her good firm grip on his balls. That’s the way to get a man’s attention! Ladies, a tip: gentle is good, especially where teeth are concerned, but we like, and can tolerate, more pressure than you tend to enjoy. Never be afraid to use a good firm grip!
July 7th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Dirty Whore is doing one of those endurance blogging things for a good cause, and she wants sponsors. Like all good pledge drives should, she provides premiums. In this case, she’s posting excerpts from her porn collection. And quality excerpts they are! Especially noteworthy are a couple of raw pics that combine sex and bondage. This was a near absolute taboo in porn until recently, and hot bondage sex pics showing penetration are still quite rare. So go, and look, and pledge if you like so we can see more examples of what is clearly an eclectic porn collection.
July 6th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
I like this picture because it’s so obviously innocent. She’s perhaps drunk, certainly having a good time, and most likely unaware that her short denim dress is betraying her.
Limbo would be much more fun if there were more like her!
July 6th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a fun little toy: a text-to-speech demonstrator from AT&T Labs. It has lots of different voices and no inhibitions. Check it out by selecting the Audrey voice and making her say something like “Your cock is enormous. Please put it up my cunt” in a cute British accent.
Not all phrases come out natural sounding, but many do. Almost as much fun as a phone sex line, and it has the added benefit of being free!
Besides, I think Audrey-the-computer-voice likes ErosBlog.
July 6th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a new-to-me porn blog with a cool name (FlufferSmut: The Porn Blog That Cares) and an even cooler manifesto:
We are human miracles. Each one of us perfectly unique.
We can pick our clothes and our hairstyle…and choose the way we look.
But we have NO control over what turns us on. That’s why porn is good. It connects us with our pure impulses.
We will consume it. So lets not make it a source of shame…lets make it a place of honesty and positivity.
(Missing apostrophes in original.) Anyway, lots of nice porn links and none of the ones I clicked on took me to pop-up hell, which is refreshingly unusual.
July 5th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Michelle from Sweetness Follows discovered the “Secret S & M Section” at the tack shop and it totally disrupted her lunch break:
Looked at the whips and bats up on the wall… okay so they were actually intended for horses, not for S & M. There was a basket full of riding crops. All different lengths and sizes, with different tips — some with big flat parts on the ends, some with a long leather whip-like cord, some with smaller flat parts (I realize I don’t have the terminology correct).
And I stood there, and thought of all the uses they could be put to.
“This one,” I thought, looking at one with the whip-like end “could be used on my tits and my nipples. This one,” (the one with the bigger flat part on the end) “is for my ass and my pussy. And this one,” (the one with the small flat end) “would be for when Mike has me hold open my ass so that he can spank my asshole”.
I stood there, looking through them, picking them up, feeling their weight and texture in my hands. I imagined myself, spread open in front of Mike while he spanked me with that riding crop, making my outer lips all red, until he had me open my cunt so that he could slap my inner lips, my pussy hole, even fucking me with the handle, and calling me a bad, dirty, slutty little girl the whole time. I imagined him having me stand in front of him, hands behind my back, back arched, presenting my tits to him, and the sting of that leather cord on my nipples, the undersides of my breasts…. I imagined how it would feel, after 20 minutes of being spanked mercilessly on the ass with that first riding crop, only to have him tell me to spread my ass open and slap my asshole with that last, smaller crop. The one that would sting the most, I think.
To make sure, I tested them all, slapping them against my palm.
At that point I was glad I was wearing a skirt because the wetness from my pussy had already soaked through my underpants, and would surely be showing through pants, had I been wearing them. As it was I could feel my thighs, slick with pussy juice.
“Do you need some help choosing one?” I nearly jumped out of my skin, then turned to face the girl who worked there. I know she didn’t know what I’d been thinking, but still… I blushed a little. “Oh… no, just looking…”
Dollars to doughnuts, more than half the riding crops that store sells never touch a horse. And they know it.
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