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December 17th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

I Gotta Get Me One Too

A minor link from the Reverse Cowgirl to some of her more literate critics turned up this gem of an idea:

“People are always talking about how great this pornography is, I need to break down and purchase a pornograph so I get see what this is all about!”

Bacchus is all on board this excellent plan. Everyone should get a pornograph for Christmas. Joy to the World!

This post has been brought to you by Highland Mist, the cheap blended Scotch Whiskey that gives Scottish distilling a bad name. “Fine texture through the finish” indeed! (Assuming pumice is a fine texture….)

 
December 16th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Uh Oh, This Can’t Be Good

The nymphs have unionized and are up in arms. They have demands. Updates as events warrant.

The nymphs are revolting!  No, wait, that came out wrong...

 
December 14th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Wintertime and the Living Is Easy

Look closely at the smile on the face of the relaxing gentleman below. Bacchus is smiling a smile like that. Why? Because the lucrative but deadly dull job has gone away. Bacchus is now gloriously self-employed.

Or would be, if he felt like working any harder than the guy in the picture. Perhaps come January. Meanwhile, it’s time for whiskey, music, html bashing, and chasing women! (Not necessarily in that order.)

laying back with a tankard of ale in one hand and a glass of wine in the other while a lusty wench of companionable disposition rides up and down on the merry-go-round pole

 
December 14th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Touch What You Ain’t Gonna Buy, Though

The lovely and mysterious Babs explains a sure-fire strategy for a woman to get a man’s attention:

When Babs asked her friend why she was so sad, she told her that her boyfriend was doing beer bong hits and totally ignoring her. Babs didn’t have any sage advice at the time, so she summoned Trevor, one of her closest guy friends, for help. After talking with him for a few minutes, the depressed girlfriend started to grin and wandered off to find her brew-swillin’ dude.

Babs caught up with her friend in the bathroom about fifteen minutes later.

“You’re pretty happy. What happened?”

“Oh, Trevor just told me to go unzip my boyfriend’s pants. It worked. Now he has eyes only for me.”

 
December 12th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

The Uses Of Pornography

Debra Hyde at Pursed Lips has an important discussion [link has unfortunately vanished] about the difficulty of discussing appalling abuses that have a sexual component. It’s a real problem for this blog.

Anyone who has a rich fantasy life can find an erotic component in almost any tale of sexual atrocity. And, since horror is often an unwelcome emotion, the temptation to eroticize horrific stories by translating them into more palatable fantasy terms can be overwhelming. The downside is that the story itself is often trivialized in the process — if one gets too busy picturing Uday Hussein’s pony girls in the mind’s eye, one could forget to empathize sufficiently with their terror, shame, and humiliation. Worse, one could forget to be outraged by Uday’s behavior.

For this reason, sexual atrocities are featured much less often on this blog than they might be. It’s unseemly, at best, to treat actual human suffering as mere fodder for an erotic fantasy — and almost any discussion of real world sexual suffering in the context of this blog is subject to that risk. And yet, having a category of stories about sex be off limits to a sex blog is, itself, rather perverse.

Debrah’s article suggests a path through the maze. She acknowledges, first, the impossibility of discussing such events without the discussion having a pornographic quality. But then she points out that pornography is not always erotic, having a long history as a protest and propaganda tool aimed at political change. And she suggests that we not shrink from such uses of pornography, but rather embrace its power to incite moral outrage. She’s a wise woman.

That’s a lot of preamble for a short block quote about a professional government rapist. Perhaps if Jonah Goldberg had read Debra’s blog, he would have managed a little less flippancy in this story:

There are some professions American colleges simply don’t prepare you for. Consider Aziz Salih Ahmed. He works for the Iraqi government. His technical specialty? He’s a “violator of women’s honor,” according to his Iraqi identity card. In other words, he rapes women. Presumably he likes it. But he does it on the government’s dime so whether he likes brutally raping women or not, he’s probably good at it or at least he’s good enough for government work.

 
December 12th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Bring on the Geritol

First of all, apologies are in order. This blog has been nearly imageless, and/or monochrome, for far too long. In the nature of restitution, please accept this nice girl working on her personal hygiene.

nude hottie showering and getting really really clean

Image “borrowed” from deep in the archives of the Sensual Liberation Army, which is herewith added to the sex blog roll. Thanks!

And now for the pathetic part. Folks, Bacchus is officially getting old. For, while gazing at this raven-haired and oh-so-damp callipygian beauty, what to his wandering mind should appear but the following unworthy thought:

“Nice shower tiles. I want a shower like that.”

Sigh.

P.S.: This photograph provides additional evidence that Anil was right.

 
December 11th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

Noelle’s Hellish Christmas

Those cute and cuddly poo-eating bunnies over at Silflay Hraka started up with the mangled Christmas songs right after Thanksgiving, and, as the song goes, “it doesn’t show signs of stopping.” Now they’ve come along with a bastardized Christmas song about sex:

Noelle was an underclassman in my senior year, and as Christmas approached her life got worse and worse, from the dirty carols point of view.

The first Noelle, the angels did lay
Was with certain poor shepherds on rough bales of hay;
She was poor and she was cheap, and she had great big teats,
On a cold winter’s night she was better than sheep.
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle,
At sexual congress she did excel!

These guys give doggerel a bad name. Go visit!

 
 
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