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March 5th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Found Porn In Hedges And Tree Forts

In my younger teen years, my most reliable source of porn was raiding the “tree fort” stashes of older boys in the rural woods around where I grew up. I never knew that sharing porn by leaving it hidden in the woods was a general phenomenon, but apparently, it was! According to Dr. Kate Lister, the behavior was widespread among my generation. In the UK they call it “hedge porn” and Dr. Lister has data:

Of the 2,254 people who filled out the survey, 1,944 (86.2 per cent) confirmed they had found pornographic material in an outdoor location. 1,519 of the respondents were male, 619 were female, 100 were non-binary, and 16 identified as “other” or preferred not to say. So, this was by no means an exclusively male experience.

By far the biggest age demographic to report finding hedge porn are the Gen X, 1970s babies. Coming in at a whopping 41.8 per cent of the sample, that’s almost double the amount of the second closest group, the “elder millennials”, 1980s babies, who accounted for 22.6 per cent. As to be expected, the decline in hedge porn sightings correlates with the rise of the internet and online pornography. Of those born after the year 2000, just 1.04 per cent had found porn in a hedge.

The size of the stash varied considerably, from a few torn pages, through to whole boxes, carrier bags, and in one case, a suitcase stuffed full of pornographic magazines. What’s more, while most of the respondents reported finding porn under hedges or dumped in the woods, scrubland, riverbeds, carparks, and abandoned warehouses also seem to have also been prime sites for finding second-hand porn.

So, to the big question. Who was leaving pornography out in the wild? 181 respondents to the survey reported leaving porn in an outdoor location. 176 of those were men, 3 were women, and 2 identified as non-binary. The youngest reported being 7 at the time and the oldest was 62, but there is a significant spike between the ages of 13 and 21 years old. The most common reason given for dumping a porn stash outdoors is the need to get rid of it but being too embarrassed to just put it in the bin where it could be seen by others.

But still, why outside? Why so often in the woods or stuffed under a hedge? The answer to that seems to be, at least in part, because the dumper wanted someone else would find it, a kind of “feedforward” for porn.

As one person wrote, “It was an unspoken rule that everything was left for others to find, I never added but never took either.” Another explanation was, “it felt natural to return it. I kept it intact. Like lost and found.” The idea of dumping porn in order to replenish the wild stocks is an interesting and unexpected one, and it repeats throughout the answers.

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March 4th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Naked Ping-Pong With Henry Miller

In 1971 Playboy did an interview with famous author Henry Miller and somebody (Playboy or perhaps Miller’s publicist) arranged for eye candy, in the form of nude model Candice Thayer. Of course they had to play a game of ping-pong:

naked pingpong with Henry Miller

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March 3rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Legend Of Bukkake

hand lettered bukkake banner

When the bukkake fetish first started to storm the porn beaches of America in the early 1990s, it got marketed with a misogynistic legend about how bukkake was an ancient Japanese folk practice for punishing adulteresses. As late as 2003, the director of the American Bukkake video series was running around telling this tall tale to college newspaper reporters as if it were fact.

bukakke legend

That story is, of course, complete bullshit. Bukkake was invented to sell videotapes, in the heated Japanese porn market of the 1980s.

bukkake myth debunked

The panels above are from a two-page comic-style History Of Bukkake from Cinema Sewer #17, published in perhaps 2005 or 2006. Text is credited to Robin Bougie, art is credited to Phil B.

history of bukkake cartoon comic strip

 
March 2nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

“Get Out Of My Bathroom!”

I don’t know much about this angry woman who has been surprised in her shower. Her distinctive tiara may identify her, but not to me. All I know is that this voyeuristic scene of shock and annoyance is some sort of CG art from a Japanese eroge game of the early 1990s:

eroge game queen clutches her shower curtain and shouts at an intruder

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March 1st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

“Geef Me Eeen Klap, Papa”

This is a fair question. I believe I might fall over from laughing, and be unable to comply with this sexual request:

spank me daddy in dutch comical translation

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February 28th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Dildo Doggos

This very good boy jumps in the river, finds sticks, and brings them back for treats. Today he found the most excellent stick:

wet dog with a huge black dildo in his mouth

The amazing thing about this photo is that it’s from a rather long thread on Twitter where many different people show photos of their dogs playing with sex toys found in the great out-of-doors. Is there some fetish subculture that involves buying sex toys and leaving them under the hedge at the park?

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February 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Blowjob With His Morning Paper

This man has a morning routine. It involves a newspaper and a blowjob. Why waste time when you can multitask?

vintage photo of a naked man reading a newspaper and getting an interracial blowjob from a nude black woman

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