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January 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Get Off Here

“Hey, I think this is my bus stop! Somebody’s waiting for me…”

pretty burlesque woman in corset and hose waiting at a bus stop showing off her fancy lingerie

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January 7th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

She Needs Rinsing

Have you ever seen anybody who so obviously needed a little bit of help in the shower, to rinse off all those hard-to-reach soap bubbles?

rinse help needed in the shower

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January 6th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

pretty nude on a fancy sailboat

It wasn’t any different back in 1932! This is one of several photos (the others show her clothed) on a page from Fantasio #615 (September 15, 1932).

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January 5th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Game Of Chase And Catch

It’s a fine day for a bit of hide-n-seek in the spring forest, don’t you think? Especially if the game ends well, with her conveniently losing the last of her wrap just at the moment when she “trips” and “falls” into a patch of soft fragrant grasses:

half-naked hide and seek in the forest

chased and caught, time for the outdoor sex

These artworks are by Jacques Le Tord, and appeared in Revue Pigalle #12.

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January 4th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Picnic Hookups Of Yore

booze and sandwiches romantic picnic

Today we are casting our minds back to that benighted age, ending sometime in the 20th century, in which your options for hooking up and sneaking away for some fast nookie were much more limited than today. It’s possible that people these days have been spoiled by the easy ability to use an online dating app or sex hookup site to make fast and easy sexual connections. And, too, nowadays it’s so very much easier to find space and privacy for a quick tryst. You need quite a bit of historical perspective (or to be even older than me) to remember that once upon a time, you couldn’t even rent a motel room without persuading the front desk clerk you were honestly and thoroughly married to your companion of the hour. You were better off looking for a pleasant meadow with an apple tree in it, or a secluded sand dune at the beach.

she likes it nice and private

That’s why the automobile (and before it, the horse and carriage) were such liberatory sexual technologies in their day. It’s not easy to explain to the youth of today that once upon a time, the humble picnic was a notorious and successful technology of seduction. Pack a picnic basket, repair with your would-be lover to a pleasant and private rural scene, enjoy some bottles of wine and nice sandwiches, tickle somebody with a wildflower, another bottle of wine, perhaps a bit of “sunbathing” or a quick dip in the brook… That shit worked. And it was popular with just about everybody, too. Maybe it took more planning and logistics than a hookup app, and possibly even a horse or two. But it was what they had to work with, so they did it, with enthusiasm, gusto, and panache.

do not let it get soft

So notorious was “taking your date on a picnic” that popular culture abounds with salacious and comic references. Everybody understood that a picnic for two was likely to be for sex. And thus sex-adjacent jokes abounded. This being also the era of the comic postcard, it’s not at all hard to find postcards joking naughtily about sex picnics. There are hundreds of them!

she is a thrifty girl who lets nothing go to waste at a romantic picnic

I honestly think this is one of the reasons why people consider sexual puns and double-entendre such a low form of humor. These jokes are just so easy to make! For every man with a fishing pole, a pretty girl, and a fishing basket, there’s guaranteed to be a wise-ass kid in the bushes asking if he’s getting lucky:

getting lucky while fishing and picnicking

I have no data, but I think the popularity of seduction-picnics has declined in recent decades. It’s not so easy these days to find picnic locations that are secluded and private enough for picnic-blanket nookie. But if and when you find yourself in a suitable spot, I highly recommend giving it a try!

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January 2nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Virtue Of Transparency (In Panties)

I could write a thousand words on why transparency is a virtue, but this picture is a perfectly adequate substitution:

a gaped pussy seen through transparent underwear

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December 31st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Women Who Like To Suck Cock

Here’s JR again, with his generalized observations about enthusiastic cock suckers:

I’ve noticed something about chicks that like to suck cock. And I mean those chicks that really like to suck cock. For one, they almost always like to play with it first. Often, they actually have a fetish for that. They just want to hold and fondle it. They also really like to jerk you off, as well. And in doing so, more often than not, their pussy will be leaking by the time they are done. It just turns them on that much. In many cases, they like it as much as actual intercourse. Secondly, they can almost always get the damn thing down their throat. The whole thing. And if they can’t, they are frustrated by it. But what’s common here is that they will try very, very hard to do so without you needing to tell them… And finally, they like to swallow.

This is a really good thing.

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