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November 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Hoop Girls

Obedience training obstacle courses: not just for puppies any more!

nude girls crawling in the grass and jumping through a hoop on command

Via Special Exercises.

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November 5th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Miss The Special Showing

I’ve never actually been in a multi-floor department store with elevators and live (or recorded) announcements to let you know where the elevator was letting you off. I wouldn’t even understand the concept without having seen the ancient British sitcom Are You Being Served? but now that I have, it also informs my comprehension of this joke:

special underwear showing

I can’t make out the cartoonist’s signature, but the cartoon appeared in the November 1943 issue of the What’s Cookin’! comic magazine.

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November 4th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Add Sex Toys For More Squirting

face down and squirting from the use of a rabbit vibrator

Your finger, your tongue, your dick if that’s how you dangle — I’m sure they are all very fine. You deploy them with cleverness and skill. You have, proverbially, not had any complaints.

lesbian squirting with strap-on and fingers

But you should be honest with yourself. Female sexual pleasure can be a tricky business. Orgasms can be elusive for anybody. And they are not all created equal. There’s a spectrum from quick convulsion to wracking full-body exaltation. In extreme cases, she squirts so much she requires urgent rehydration. And that’s where the honesty comes in: how many of the most extreme orgasms you’ve witnessed had a sex toy involved somewhere in the process of production? I think, when you tally your sums, you’ll acknowledge that the right sex toy is your orgasmic ally and not, as a few of the most foolish men believe, some sort of plastic competitor.

bullet vibe squirting orgasm

I’m a big believer in the idea that men should buy, have, and deploy sex toys, for the maximization of their own and their partners’ pleasure. It’s not exactly an ordeal; online shopping is a thing these days, and you’ve got a huge choice of sex toy offerings at sites like Mega Pleasure. I mean, why would you not?

anal vibrator makes her squirt hard and orgasm harder

In the many years I’ve been sex blogging, squirting orgasms (female ejaculation, if you’re stuffy) has been mentioned, discussed, and analyzed from a number of different perspectives. From various anecdotes, it has become clear that the question “how much stimulation is too much?” is usually answered from a gendered perspective. Men — we lazy beasts — have often spoken up with the opinion that powerful vibrating toys are like comedian Tim Allen’s legendary power tools — no matter how good they are, they’d be better with a little more power. Women are more likely to view this attitude as sadistic — which to be fair it sometimes literally is.

forced to squirt with a powerful vibrator

“If a little bit’s good, a whole lot’s better” is all fun and games until it’s your tender membranes getting wildly vibrated. At that point, like all good sex, it becomes highly situational. Variations in anatomy, mood, preference, and for all I know, barometric pressure? All these variables make it impossible to generalize. But at the end of the day, I am a man. I’ve possessed and enjoyed the use of many sex toys that seemed underpowered to me, and no small few powerful ones too. Given the choice, I’m convinced more genuinely is better.

giving herself a squirting orgasm with a powerful vibrater

Image credits from top to bottom: The face-down ass-up rabbit-vibe squirting orgasm is from the adult game Jikage Rising by Smiling Dog. The lesbian squirt session featuring fingers and a strap-on dildo is by Mavoly. The post-orgasmic bullet vibe user lying exhaustedly in a pool of her own squirt is by Diamond_Arrow. The notably-flexible blonde who is eagerly watching herself squirt is by Daz-Da-Way. The woman screaming through a vibrator-forced orgasm is by Kaiota. And the woman pleasuring herself with a powerful vibrator is by Momono Mushroom.

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November 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Pornocalypse Comes For Your Roku

I’ve been aware since at least 2014 that there were shadow porn channels on the Roku. These porn channels are usually associated with major-brand pay pornsites, they don’t show up in the Roku channel list, but they’ve long been available nonetheless. Well, that’s all over now. The pornocalypse comes for us all.

XBiz reports:

roku pornocalypse headline

LOS ANGELES — Roku announced a change of policy concerning private channels last week at its annual developer conference that will result in an effective ban of porn channels by March 1, 2022.

Companies affected by the ban include Pornhub, AdultEmpire, AEBN, Wicked, Adult Time and Naughty America.

All of these companies’ Roku channels are expected to disappear on March 1, 2022.

Roku has been the target of a well-funded campaign by religiously motivated anti-porn crusading group NCOSE (formerly known as Morality in Media).

Morality in Media — our ancient enemy — strikes again!

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November 1st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Winning And Losing At Strip Poker

Strictly speaking she’s not winning the strip poker game, I suppose. But that doesn’t mean her evening isn’t shaping up rather nicely nonetheless:

losing at strip poker but somehow winning too

Another artwork by Underrock, who has a Patreon.

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October 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Caged Anal Cuties

A couple of cute lesbians playing with an anal dildo, that’s a porn concept I more or less understand. But… why in a cage? Or is it an adult-sized playpen? Inquiring minds want to know!

two cute lesbian babes using an anal dildo

Photo is from LezCuties.com.

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October 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Three Ways To Pleasure

An anal dildo, his cock, her finger — this woman has it all going on at the same time!

buttplug, fingering, cock with a condom on

Photo came out of one of my ancient (2008) download directories, and all my forensic tools cannot force these declining remains of the open internet to admit the pic ever existed, much less tell me where it came from.

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