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March 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Champagne And Great Views

 
March 18th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Another Golden Shower

About five years ago I offered a quick update on the legend of how Perseus’s mother Danaë got pregnant with him while locked away in a basement, thanks to Zeus and his expedient of manifesting himself as a shower of sticky gold coins. That post included four different artistic treatments of that seminal moment. Here’s another, by the same Alex Székely who painted the recently-appearing portfolio of sex parties:

rain of gold coins straight from the cock of zeus in this mythological golden shower art

Sadly I have no information on why Danaë has a helpful handmaiden in this version.

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March 16th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Sexbot Tune-Up

 
March 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

This is Konotor, Motherfuckers!

Ukrainian witches in action:

Early in the Russian invasion of Ukraine, this snippet of video went viral. It features some Russian soldiers in their tanks, surrounded by a derisive crowd, listening to an irate local woman threaten them with witchy curses that will permanently soften their peckers. I don’t have the language skills to translate the audio track myself, but from various social media reports, the gist of it apparently goes something like this:

Do you know where you are? It’s Konotop!

Here every second woman is a witch.

Tomorrow you won’t be able to get your dick to stand up!

[mass of unfriendly laughter]

For reference, Konotor is a Ukrainian city that’s somewhat famous for its witches. There’s a famous story, The Witch Of Konotor, but I can’t say whether there’s a story because the witches were already famous or whether the witches of Konotor are famous because of the story. Either way, folk magic curses, amplified by a large and hostile crowd, are nothing for a prudent person to take lightly!

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March 14th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

“With This Nipple Ring, I Thee Wed”

Some people just can’t stand to throw a wedding without taking one last chance to scandalize the older relatives. Putting the wedding ring on the bride’s nipple is a nice touch in that department:

placing the wedding ring on the bare breast of the smug-looking bride

Artwork is by Leone Frollo.

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March 12th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Horse Girls Of The Golden West

We all know there’s a special bond between a woman and her horse. These illustrative photos are from a Playboy pictorial called Girls Of The Golden West, appearing in the September 1971 issue:

nude blonde rides her horse over the sand dunes in a desert

naked woman leading her horse over the hot desert sands

The model is Sharon Silfies:

Sharon Silfies abandoned a promising career as a free-lance model in Las Vegas to become a cigarette girl at an Incline Village, Nevada, casino beside Lake Tahoe, where she avails herself of ample opportunities to indulge in such pastimes as riding and sun-bathing in the meadow of a mountain horse ranch.

Sadly, there’s no credit for the horse.

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March 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Source Of An Old Blowjob Meme

Way back in 2004 I called this fake DeBeers diamond ad an “old joke”, suggesting that I’d seen it circulating for years at that point:

old blowjob for diamonds meme

My inclination to post internet sex memes that rely for their humor on the stereotype of the sexually-unwilling woman has declined a lot since those days. But in its place, I developed a mania for provenance, and endless fascination for discovering the sources of things. I don’t know whether any of you will understand my glee when I stumbled over this “artsy” porn photo silhouette that got ripped off without credit to make the viral fake ad, but believe me when I explain that my glee was in fact considerable:

Jenna Jameson bj silhouette

What’s more, I can identify the model! This is none other than the legendary Jenna Jameson. There was a photoshoot by photographer Earl Miller called Shadow Play: Jenna and Guy, that appeared not only on Jenna’s website of the time, but also in the September 1997 issue of Penthouse. As we’ve come to expect, there’s no canonical complete set of these photos available online twenty years later, but I found enough fragmentary chunks here and there to confirm that the shoot was a mix of the arty silhouettes and some more conventional porn:

sticky chin jenna jameson shadow porn

Jenna Jameson blowjob porn

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