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June 26th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It is becoming better known, these days, that genitalia aren’t quite as standardized as most people assume. It’s also a sad truth that infants born with equipment that doesn’t conform to the assumed standard often suffer brutal rearrangement under a surgeon’s knife. But even so, I think this particular anecdote should not be given very much weight, except for any entertainment value it may offer. It’s from the so-called 1977 World Sex Almanac, which billed itself as “a handy-dandy catalog of odds and ends about strange orifices and appendages.” The publisher was Circle Library Editions, better known for such stroke book titles as The Naughty Nun and Lust Letters To The Editor:
According to confirmed reports from two eyewitness females, there lives a man in San Diego, California, a Mr. Jack Hornbelt who has not one organ, but two, completely functional, fully capable penises. The two phallic appendages share a single scrotum and they operate independently of one another.
At the point of attachment, the two penises are less than an inch apart. They point away from one another at a nearly ninety degree angle.
One of the women who made her report to our editors claims to have seen the man during a state of sexual arousal: “It was quite remarkable. After all, how often is it that you see two dicks, side by side, on the same man, fully erect. But there they were, both of them, standing up proud as day like a couple of flag poles. They’re both circumcised, and I’d say the combined length, if you could lay them end to end, is somewhere around ten or twelve inches — you know, average. Same for thickness, too. I suppose he could fuck two very skinny girls at the same time if he really wanted to.”
She also reported that the two organs looked normal when considered separately.
Mr. Hornbelt himself tells most of his friends when they ask: “With me it’s normal. I mean, I always get two erections, I never thought it was anyway different for all the other guys till I was around four. It don’t matter to me. I always get just one orgasm anyhow. Don’t ask me why.”
When asked if he ever considered surgery to make himself “more normal” Mr. Hornbelt shook his head sadly. “Wife won’t hear of it, you know. Just doesn’t want to listen to any kind of talk like that. Don’t ask me why. Just won’t hear of it.”
Although I don’t trust this particular source as far as I can throw it, diphallia is a real thing, albeit quite rare. There’s a current fellow running around who seems to be the real double-dicked deal. He calls himself DoubleDickDude, he shares photos, and he did a big Reddit Ask-Me-Anything a while back.
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June 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
If I am not mistaken, the modern motorized Lady Godiva is Gilda Texter, in the 1971 movie Vanishing Point:
Although Gilder Texter appeared in several movies, Wikipedia has her principal occupation as “costume designer”. Which makes it, I think, hilarious and ironic that she’s totally nude (except for sandals) in this movie!
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June 24th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It was a pretty good New Years party by all appearances, but now it is time to clean up the mess. The lady on cleanup duty does not appear to mind:
Artist is Slippy, who has a Patreon.
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June 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
It used to be that you had to live in one of America’s few great cities if you wanted access to the best sorts of obscure porn. A good fetish book or magazine simply wasn’t likely to reach the smaller cities of the USA, much less the one (if you were lucky) independent bookstore in your small town. No, if your porn tastes were more complicated than Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler, you might easily require the services of a specialist bookseller in one of the major urban markets. You could find them; they advertised!
What, exactly, was meant by “rare esoterica and curiosa?” Interesting question. Probably a subject best explored in the course of a long and expensive relationship with your book service. The more money spent and trust earned, the more esoteric! Or, at least, such would be my guess.
This ad appeared in the back pages of a 1957 issue of Women In Crime magazine.
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June 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Recently a local-ish news feature covered some hard-drinking, hard-partying, extremely happy-looking people during a long weekend at a popular lake attraction. One of the women — perhaps my age, perhaps a bit older, but a gentleman prefers not to speculate — got a lot of camera time. She was whooping it up for a statewide audience with her large mixed drink in hand, her ebullient attitude, and her impressive mass of wind-whipped hair that she was letting go wherever it wanted. One of the usual social media trolls commented “Granny looks like she got run over by a cock truck” and I’ve been thinking about it ever since.
The reference, of course, is to the novelty Christmas song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer or — though I doubt this particular troll knew the reference — to the Da Yoopers parody Grandma Got Run Over By A Beer Truck. The trollish implication was that our hard-partying lady had been having a ton of sex (I certainly hope so!) and that this, rather than the outdoor recreation, was why she looked pleasurably-tousled. But of course the loud subtext was that for a woman old enough to have (young) grandchildren, sexual pleasure is unseemly. That, obviously, is a load of ageist horseshit.
These thoughts of ageism are often on my mind because of another kind of troll. Whenever I post raunchy vintage sex photos, some young fool always pops up to say “Ha, ha, she’s somebody’s granny now!” (Nobody ever says any similar observation about the men in the photos.) I speculate that this is a version of the crapping all over beauty phenomenon I wrote about so long ago: a sort of one-upmanship that scores imaginary troll-points by pointing out alleged flaws in forms of beauty that others find arousing. I’ve never understood the logic; if merely the inevitability of aging is enough to taint the sexual worth of an erotic woman, we’re all in the same sinking boat together. But the thing about ageist youngsters is that they aren’t flooded with empathy, even for themselves.
What’s true is that lots and lots of mature people aren’t remotely done with their sexuality. As an honorary dirty old man myself who is rapidly reaching the age where the title’s not so purely honorary, I am in substantial solidarity with dirty old men and the GILFs they love. (GILF, of course, means “grandmas I’d love to fuck”; it’s a back-formation from the better-known MILF acronym.) Thus do we live in a world that has granny sex cams in it. It’s a better world than the one imagined by young men who don’t want to imagine anyone getting older, that’s for sure! One thing I’ve especially enjoyed about sex blogging for almost two decades is following professional sex workers whose online marketing presence is as horny and sensual as it ever was. These women aren’t conceding a single orgasm to aging, nor hiding a shred of their beauty either. Heroines every one!
Image credits, from top to bottom: The pounded granny is by artist ILoveOldLadies. The seductive GILF is by Xiceowl. The sweet kitchen ass-showing image is by Inusen. The mature dominatrix is by Flick.
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June 20th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Betty would probably have preferred to keep things at a “smooching and cuddling” level, but now that they are at college, the competition is more intense than ever, and she knows what she’s gotta do to stay in the game:
Artwork is by Mark Kleanup.
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June 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Remember when I helped announce my good friend Dr. Faustus’s Squick Or Squee Podcast about six weeks ago? “The Squeecast” (for short) is galloping strongly along, offering really fascinating weekly interviews with artists who work in the dark erotic space that Faustus so enjoys. In fact, Dr. Faustus is still eagerly soliciting artists to be interviewed, so if that’s you, please contact him!
An important recent development is that despite the typical walled-garden obstacles, Apple has finally deigned to allow the project to be distributed on their system: Squick Or Squee Podcast on Apple Podcasts. If, like me, you must use IOS devices some of the time, this is a huge upgrade to the convenience of finding/listening to The Squeecast.
The episodes released to date are:
Follow those links for more information about the interviewees; their particulars are richly linked in the show notes. And by all means, enjoy!
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