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Via Spanking Blog, we learn that you never know what a woman is hiding under her short pleated schoolgirl skirts. Not until, that is, she pulls down her panties and shows you!
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October 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Clit Bell And Butt PlugVia Spanking Blog, we learn that you never know what a woman is hiding under her short pleated schoolgirl skirts. Not until, that is, she pulls down her panties and shows you! Similar Sex Blogging: October 24th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Horny Ghost Wants AnalOn first read I thought My Husband Died And Now His Ghost Wants Anal (from McSweeneys, about five years ago) was pretty funny. And it is:
Of course the ghost has an agenda:
IMO the joke sours a bit toward the end, though, when our haunted widow decides that she won’t be putting “another one of my orifices up on the sexual marketplace” and then waxes lyrical about how much she’ll enjoy his sexually-frustrated ghostly company. In death as in life, ha ha. Similar Sex Blogging: October 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
The Bukkake “Cone Of Shame”Per Bondage Blog, this is Sabrina Jade in American Bukkake 13, with her hands (are they tied?) behind her back and the plastic cone of shame duct-taped around her neck: Does anybody still remember with fondness those innocent days back in 2002 when bukkake was still so unknown to American porn consumers that various sex bloggers wrote bukkake explainers? Similar Sex Blogging: October 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Haunted Assholes: The 2021 Kink.com Halloween SaleI just about fell out of my chair laughing when I saw the banners for Kink.com’s Halloween Sale this year. The theme is apparently “cartoonishly-haunted assholes” and if a hairy eyeball in one performer’s privates doesn’t make you laugh, the waving technicolor tentacle in the other one’s anus really ought to! Tentacle sex is not unheard of in the vast Kink Unlimited porn library, but it is somewhat rare. Nonetheless I was indeed able to find a couple of shoots in which a pair of fan-favorite Kink performers took on some huge sucker-y tentacles on the Fucking Machines channel. Here they are: Sensi Pearl’s tentacle-sex shoot and Katy Kox’s tentacle-sex shoot too! Perhaps you thought that the waving purple ass-tentacles at the top of the post were as over-the-top as it was possible for a porn-marketing graphics department to get. If so, I’m sorry, but I am forced to help you revise your thinking. You haven’t seen a properly haunted asshole until you’ve seen three gaseous ghosts taking advantage of a pornified anal-dilation situation to escape from their accustomed hellish colonic depths: None of this Halloween levity nor any of the totally-sophisticated implied fart jokes should distract you from the serious bargain that this sale represents. For the spooky low price of $66 for six months (regular price is about forty bucks for one month) you can join Kink Unlimited, and they promise to offer you that same low price at rebilling time until, as they put it with appropriate holiday flavor, you die! The applicable coupon code is “Kink666” but if you follow any of the links in this post, you should expect to find that code pre-populated for you and the sale price offered automatically. (Until November 2, when the sale ends.) Similar Sex Blogging:
October 21st, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Spoiled For ChoicesGentlemen, you have a difficult set of choices facing you. First, the redhead or the brunette? Second, well… it comes down to “where do you want to start?” Does Tab D go in Slot A or Slot C? This set of delicious dilemmas is brought to you by FemJoy. Similar Sex Blogging: October 18th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Fetish Fuel: Cellophane?I’ve been using the term “fetish fuel” since at least 2010, but I didn’t make it up. I heard it from Dr. Faustus but he doesn’t claim it; he credits the TV Tropes site, where (prior to them having a sweeping and bloodily-destructive #Pornocalypse moment back in October of 2010) they defined fetish fuel as anything having an unambiguous sexual subtext that’s not explicitly sexual or pornographic. In that era the TV Tropes fetish fuel entry offered dozens of examples, ranging from the Little Mermaid’s seashell bikini to the outfits worn by the notoriously-lovely women who help and assist stage magicians and assorted vaudevillians. More recent entries (but still pre-pornocalypse) offered a more well-honed fetish fuel definition, while shunting off the examples to a different (and also pornocalypse-doomed) Turn On Tropes entry:
All of which is a long-winded way to explain my astonishment at seeing cellophane pop up in a clearly-intended-as-fetish-fuel way in a 1960s men’s magazine. The February 1961 issue of Ace, to be precise:
To my personal sensibilities, cellophane is fairly unsexy stuff; it crinkles and is noisy and unpleasant to handle. But the fetish imagination wants what it wants, and if this photographer didn’t have a cellophane fetish, he or his editors must have been pocketing sponsored-placement fees from DuPont. Photo above is part of a full two-page spread, which identifies the lovely model as Clara Barrie: Similar Sex Blogging: October 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Naked Snow Bunny With A Hula HoopI’m sure she’s a little chilly, but she seems to be having fun:
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