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May 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Handjob Sleeves For Clever Ladies

You may be used to thinking of those jelly-style male masturbation sleeves (like Fleshlights, only not) as a solo-use item, not optimized for partner play. If so, perhaps you just need a couple of visual counterexamples to stimulate your imagination?

enthusiastic handjob with fleshlight style pocket pussy

handjob from cute anime girl using jelly male masturbator sleeve

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May 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Boris Karloff Welcomes A Guest

Fans of Boris Karloff may enjoy this photo from Bondage Blog, showing his warm welcome to a lady friend who was unwise enough to accept his invitation to drop by for coffee:

shackled by Boris Karloff

Actually the photo is said to be from The Black Room (1935):

movie poster for The Black Room

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May 24th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

“Mistress, What Time Is It?”

 
May 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Sophia Loren, Uncensored

I don’t know whether this ad in the back pages of the September 1959 Spree magazine was a complete ripoff, or if the “sensational” “daring” and “uncensored” photo collection on offer actually included something from the only real set of Sophia Loren topless photos ever made, for the one 1951 semi-nude movie scene that demanded it of her. My guess would be “ripoff” but we’ll never know now:

magazine ad for lurid photos supposedly including Sophia Loren

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May 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Do You Like Buff Girls?

muscular girl lifting weights topless

A very long time ago, before the internet was a thing, I used to spend a lot of time buying and reading magazines. In those days, every good bookstore had a magazine rack that covered an entire wall. And, though you couldn’t buy porn magazines in the most respectable magazine outlets, there was an entire niche of magazines that walked right up to the porn-or-not line, getting as close to it as they could without actually stepping across it. One of these — and my aging brain is not producing the title — featured an extravaganza of beautiful people with extreme muscles, who showed off those muscles by parading for the camera in the tiniest underwear anyone could imagine. I don’t recall ever buying that magazine, but I sure browsed it with my full attention!

street fighter shows her tits

Sadly, the golden age of magazine diversity is gone. But the internet that killed magazines did so by offering an even greater diversity of niche online pleasures. That’s how we came to live in a world with muscle girl cam sites and — thanks to Rule 34 — an endless diversity of porny buff-girl imagery, more than could ever be contained in any magazine.

tough street fighter on her knees giving a bj

In those not-quite-porn magazines, all the muscular girls ever did was stand around looking buff. Flexing looks good, but there are limits to its eroticism. On the other hand, a buffed-out camgirl will presumably do whatever you can negotiate and pay her for. That’s much better! But when it’s not an option, the world’s hentai artists have your back. Powerful naked women doing every damn thing you can imagine, until your finger wears out from clicking the search results.

pegged muscle chick

Do you want to see a cartoon lesbian muscle chick in leather bondage, getting pounded from behind by another toughgirl who enjoys wearing a big strap-on dildo? Friend, the internet has you covered. Or, maybe your needs are more pedestrian and straightforward. Perhaps all you want is to see a debauched blonde with abs as impressive as her tits, being reamed up the ass while also getting her pussy fingered? It’s a simple request, and easy to fulfill:

anal fucked and fingered

Perhaps at the end of the day you are a purist. Perhaps you think extravagant musculature is wasted unless it’s being put to good use in some sort of physical contest or struggle. But you’re here reading ErosBlog, so of course you want “that, only porn.” Fear not. Sweaty naked powerful women wrestling for the entertainment of the crowd may be precisely what you ordered!

naked wrestling throw

buffy cams

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May 21st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

“Put Her In The Brooder Crate!”

I stalwartly maintain that farmers and rural dwellers don’t get enough fanservice from (mostly urban) pornographers. It’s not often enough that we see a wayward porn babe get stuffed into any of the myriad cages, pens, stables, crates, coops, and similar animal-containment infrastructure that clutters up the places where farm animals are reared. For this reason alone, this “Dirty Hobby” shoot from Wasteland deserves a mention:

Jada Sinn in a chicken-brooding crate

Jada Sinn’s pissed-off expression as she realizes she’s locked naked in a wire cage with a bunch of young chickens — and forced to share the space with a sack of feed that’s not as much like a pillow as she expected — is just glorious. I guess she’ll be more respectful to her mistress next time!

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May 19th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Involuntary Foot Job, Tickling Edition

I’m sorry, but you do indeed gotta hand it to this ogre for making creative use of available sexual resources. Using a pair of tightly tied feet as a masturbatory aid is clever. But tickling the feet to stimulate enjoyable motions is, quite possibly, fetish genius:

bondage tickling footjob

The complete artwork (of which the above is but a detail) contains within it a caption suggesting that this scene began as an interrogation. But our bondage tickle victim swears she’s told everything she knows, and yet this vicious torment continues! She seems puzzled by this, but as for me? I am not!

Art is by em-car, whose Patreon seems to have been pornocalypsed.

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