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April 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Five Helmets Short Of A Space Picnic

Remember Dr. Faustus’s adage that if you’re pretty enough, you don’t need a space suit? That rule is demonstrated no less than five times on the poster for Spaced Out (1979). The dude is the only one with a helmet on, and he’s smoking inside the helmet, which I am pretty sure defeats the purpose:

spaced out poster detail

If you didn’t notice the cameo appearance of an R2 droid on this poster, you aren’t done looking at it yet.

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April 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Bukkake Begins

How did the bukkake party get rolling? Well, it looked a bit like this:

six guys cumming on one face

Artist is Bruce Morgan.

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April 21st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Glory Hole Fun

thisbe at her gloryhole

If we are to believe the Roman poet Ovid, the first glory hole was the one used by the illicit lovers Pyramus and Thisbe. Ovid wrote down their story more than two thousand years ago, but he was popularizing folklore that was ancient then. In Ovid’s discreet retelling, those two lusty young people merely used the hole between their houses to whisper through and make illicit assignations. But modern authors have elaborated this into an explicit dick-in-a-hole erotic tale. Human nature being what it is, my money bets that P&T wasted no time at all figuring out the best use of a convenient hole.

blond gloryhole girl eats a dick

Per the pallid phrasings of Wikipedia on the subject of glory holes, we learn of the first appearance of a glory hole in actual historical documents. These tell us all about the legal tribulations of the unfortunate Mr. Guillam, who in 1707 was minding his own eliminatory business when “a boy in the adjoyning vault put his privy-member through a hole” and offered it for a lewd proposition. Mr. Guillam fled in surprise, but the whole sordid exchange was witnessed by a blackguard who accosted Mr. Guillam and attempted, apparently without success, to blackmail him over it. As we learn over and over, there’s nothing sexual that was invented recently!

gloryhole balls licked

Although glory holes gained a lot of notoriety in the 20th century as a venue for gay cruising and casual sex, the fantasy potential of the Pyramus-and-Thisbe situation has never been lost on pornographers. Having all kinds of anonymous sex through a hole is a notion that appeals to plenty of men and women both.

busy gloryhole slut

Outside the gay pornosphere, surprisingly, we don’t see as much modern glory-hole porn as you might think. Even a hard-working review site that does in-depth pornsite reviews like this AdultTime review in all kinds of porn niches, doesn’t list very many sites in their gloryhole porn sites section. Into this underserved market, fortunately, the vast army of hentai artists have thrust themselves with vigor and panache! As indeed the artwork in this post demonstrates conclusively.

sucking two glory hole cocks

I imagine the appeal of the gloryhole lies in its anonymity and no-strings-attached simplicity. A dick protruding from a hole has only one demand, and that demand is simple. A willing mouth on the other side of the hole will be too busy to ask you for anything that might complexify the exchange. No fuss, a minimum of muss, and everybody goes away happy!

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April 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Bug-Eyed Rubber Monster

Hey, look, new rubber-suited BEM with goggle-eyes and a duckface just dropped! Is there a new cheesy scifi movie out?

femdom rubber fetish heavy latex outfit

Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait a minute, I don’t think that’s what’s going on here at all.

dominatrix tormenting piss slave in a rubber suit

Yikes! Oh, how initial impressions can mislead. What we have here is one of the star performers in Sperm Robbery In The Rubber Chamber, from Kink Unlimited. And that cup on the front of his face? Well, let’s just say it’s designed to be destructive of his autonomy with respect to ingestion of liquids…

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April 15th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Kink Unlimited Spring “April Showers” Sale

It’s raining at my house, so the timing seems good for this April Showers sale from Kink Unlimited. Discounts up to 60%, the warm pitter-patter of spring rain falling everywhere, what’s not to like?

kink unlimited april showers squirting banner

That said, this .gif banner made me wonder: why isn’t there a squirting-orgasms porn star prodigy out there using the name “April Showers” to market her stuff? Well, it turns out there is (or was) but she seem to have done most of her work in the mature and pro-amateur niches. (It’s been a while, but HotMovies still has a few of her porn movies available.) Sadly, she never seems to have done a shoot for Kink Unlimited or for any of the vast network of porn partners that they distribute. (I did check.)

kink unlimited sale banner - april showers squirting

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April 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Her Very Personal Valet

They used to say that good help was hard to find, but this family seems to be doing OK. That valet seems ready to scrub any part of the lady that needs scrubbing, and perhaps a few parts that don’t!

her valet is ready to join her in the shower

Cartoon is from the premier (winter 1937) issue of Pleasure Magazine.

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April 12th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Medical Fisting

Kinky Delight says the “doctor” is about to go deep and that seems about right. I’m no expert in how these things are done but she seems to have arranged herself more helpfully for “doctor shenanigans” than for a proper gyno exam:

doctor puts on one glove for kinky medical fisting play

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