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April 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She’s Out Of Firewood

An early post on ErosBlog was titled He Send His Wife To Get Firewood and that means the obvious joke about getting wood is no longer available to caption this amateur erotic photo with:

naked woman splitting wood in the dark in the snow

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April 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Mistress Matisse On Sex Work Documentaries

I’m late to this party, but better late than never. In my defense, the article I missed in late March when it came out is on a site I don’t read about a show on a streaming service I don’t subscribe to. Only it’s much more than that! A dominatrix explains why documentaries about sex work never get it right is media criticism about depictions of sex work, by our own Mistress Matisse, who in her varying roles (sex worker, blogger, porn model, activist, columnist, Twitterer) has about fifty mentions in the back pages of ErosBlog. It would be unfair to describe her article as a rant; it’s too controlled, as befits somebody who hits people for a living and makes them like it. But it is… shall I say “pointed”?

A single mother of color, quitting her minimum-wage job and choosing instead to support herself by making porn videos of herself at home, while her children sleep in the next room? That is simply an intolerable idea to people whose wealth depends on obedient low-wage workers…

You may laugh at the notion that patriarchal capitalism is that worried about people having alternatives to low-wage service jobs – but patriarchal capitalism has no fucking sense of humor. Women profiting from their own bodies is both a social and economic threat to the system, so it must be punished.

Did I say media criticism? Well, yeah, that too. But as I read her, Matisse’s main point is a trenchant social criticism. “We” (our society and the media that voices for it) can’t talk about sex work with honesty and kindness because sex work threatens too many comfortable hypocrisies. A just society would have nothing to fear from sex work, nor any need to horribilize sex workers.

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April 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Auctioning Off The New Pledges

Kinky Delight titled this photo Judging The New Pledges but I think there’s more like an auction going on here. Perhaps this sorority funds its entire recreational-chemicals budget each year by selling a few new pledges to the wealthier frats. Six weary weeks of nights and weekends in the frat-house basement playrooms and the new members come home as heroines, to spend the rest of the year enjoying all the weed they can smoke?

selling off the surplus pledges for weed

There have a been several “sexy sorority” pornsite concepts come and go over the years, but I think this photo most likely comes from HazeHer.

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April 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Damp Shackled Tube Girl

The reason, I think, that the entire tube girl fetish is usually confined to mad scientists and aliens in pulp artwork and comic books, is that transparent tubes large enough to restrain and display an Earth girl are rare and expensive. But when the brilliant fetish minds behind Restrained Elegance saw a space-efficient plexiglass hemispherical shower stall, they were quick to realize the tubegirl possibilities. Faster than you can say “Hey presto!” the lovely Ariel Anderssen found herself in shackles and on display:

bondage tube girl

forced washing in tubegirl shower

chained in a plexiglass tube

I just hope those steel shackles are protected from rust by a good powdercoat!

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April 5th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She’s Asking Nicely

“We’re adults,” he told her sternly. “If you want a spanking, learn to ask. Nicely! Don’t do this shit any more where you’re bitchy and hard to get along with until I finally figure out what you want.”

She took his words to heart. This is her, asking nicely:

topless tattooed submissive kneeling nicely at his feet with a heavy leather belt in her mouth to request a belt spanking

Photo has been all over various tumblrs and amateur BDSM upload galleries, but I don’t have a specific source for it.

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April 3rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Mistress Rosario Dawson

This photo of Rosario Dawson in a dominatrix getup has been circulating recently in some of my social media feeds. It’s a very nice photo, but that “faux dominatrix doing nothing” schtick has been done — so much so that Spy magazine lampooned it with a photoshopped Hillary Clinton in shiny latex all the way back in the early ’90s.

rosario dawson posing as a femdom queen domina

But I have a problem, and its name is Provenance. It’s very difficult for me to just drop a pretty picture and go “Yo, this pic is fun, I don’t know anything about it, k-thanks-bye.” Dumbass me, I always gotta Google.

Suddenly, the “every pretty celeb has done one” dominatrix photo gets a lot darker and more fascinating. When we look outside the narrow crop everybody is circulating, we see heavy vinyl curtains, a morgue table, some human feet, and a collection of evil-looking electrical devices, complete with cables and clamps. We’ve gone from “posing in the gear” to “some sort of interesting story has been interrupted in progress”:

Rosario Dawson in her torture lair with electrosex toys and strange electrical interrogation devices with battery clamps

The natural next step for me is to look for the source photoshoot and see if there are more pictures that tell even more of the interesting story. The photo is sourced to a shoot by 1990s fashon-photography darling Dah Len that appeared in the premier May 2002 issue of Complex magazine. Complex was a stylish hip-hop/fashion/culture mag that enjoyed a 15 year run (before the internet ate print mags) and still exists in the form of a large and flourishing youth-culture media company. Although the accompanying cover story from the magazine got published in 2012 on a now-crumbling Complex Media website that Archive.org captured in the Wayback machine, neither the Complex people nor the Archive have any imagery to show us. Instead I must work from various dodgy collections of “celebrity photos” on malware-shoving picture sites, and these are not reliably comprehensive. Nonetheless, my best synthesis of the available information is that this particular gritty dungeon scene probably appeared in just the one magazine photo.

However, there were other photos. My favorites have Rosario in what could be a schoolteacher outfit, vamping on a school desk while an anonymous man checks his weight on a scale, in the background. He, or someone, has been writing lines (“I will not…” at least fifteen times) on the chalkboard. Is Rosario a stern physical education teacher? That would not explain the accoutrements of geography instruction in the office. Why is the man being weighed? Your guess is as good as mine. But I’m pretty sure Rosario doesn’t plan to let weigh-in man out of her office without playing with him first:

rosario dawson as strict geography teacher lounging on her desk

rosario dawson in sexy pose as schoolteacher

A version of that latter photo, it turns out, also graced the cover of the magazine:

Complex Magazine cover with Rosario Dawson as sexy schoolteacher, July 2002

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April 1st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Naughty Garlic

It’s just a clove of garlic. And yet somehow, in the way of distorted vegetables, strangely naughty:

peeled clove of garlic that looks like a belly and legs and pubes and bare shaved pussy

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