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April 3rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Mistress Rosario Dawson

This photo of Rosario Dawson in a dominatrix getup has been circulating recently in some of my social media feeds. It’s a very nice photo, but that “faux dominatrix doing nothing” schtick has been done — so much so that Spy magazine lampooned it with a photoshopped Hillary Clinton in shiny latex all the way back in the early ’90s.

rosario dawson posing as a femdom queen domina

But I have a problem, and its name is Provenance. It’s very difficult for me to just drop a pretty picture and go “Yo, this pic is fun, I don’t know anything about it, k-thanks-bye.” Dumbass me, I always gotta Google.

Suddenly, the “every pretty celeb has done one” dominatrix photo gets a lot darker and more fascinating. When we look outside the narrow crop everybody is circulating, we see heavy vinyl curtains, a morgue table, some human feet, and a collection of evil-looking electrical devices, complete with cables and clamps. We’ve gone from “posing in the gear” to “some sort of interesting story has been interrupted in progress”:

Rosario Dawson in her torture lair with electrosex toys and strange electrical interrogation devices with battery clamps

The natural next step for me is to look for the source photoshoot and see if there are more pictures that tell even more of the interesting story. The photo is sourced to a shoot by 1990s fashon-photography darling Dah Len that appeared in the premier May 2002 issue of Complex magazine. Complex was a stylish hip-hop/fashion/culture mag that enjoyed a 15 year run (before the internet ate print mags) and still exists in the form of a large and flourishing youth-culture media company. Although the accompanying cover story from the magazine got published in 2012 on a now-crumbling Complex Media website that Archive.org captured in the Wayback machine, neither the Complex people nor the Archive have any imagery to show us. Instead I must work from various dodgy collections of “celebrity photos” on malware-shoving picture sites, and these are not reliably comprehensive. Nonetheless, my best synthesis of the available information is that this particular gritty dungeon scene probably appeared in just the one magazine photo.

However, there were other photos. My favorites have Rosario in what could be a schoolteacher outfit, vamping on a school desk while an anonymous man checks his weight on a scale, in the background. He, or someone, has been writing lines (“I will not…” at least fifteen times) on the chalkboard. Is Rosario a stern physical education teacher? That would not explain the accoutrements of geography instruction in the office. Why is the man being weighed? Your guess is as good as mine. But I’m pretty sure Rosario doesn’t plan to let weigh-in man out of her office without playing with him first:

rosario dawson as strict geography teacher lounging on her desk

rosario dawson in sexy pose as schoolteacher

A version of that latter photo, it turns out, also graced the cover of the magazine:

Complex Magazine cover with Rosario Dawson as sexy schoolteacher, July 2002

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April 1st, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Naughty Garlic

It’s just a clove of garlic. And yet somehow, in the way of distorted vegetables, strangely naughty:

peeled clove of garlic that looks like a belly and legs and pubes and bare shaved pussy

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March 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Teddy “The Bear” Cruz

According to Twitter, this is a giant wall sticker currently visible in San Antonio:

ted cruz as a proud boy and leather daddy bear in BDSM harness with riding crop

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March 28th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Astroglide To The Rescue!

This pattern of urban debris tells a story. I’m not sure what that story is, but there’s gotta be one:

lube box and panhandling sign

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March 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She Is My Master: Vintage German Femdom

This somewhat tame vintage femdom photoset has an English title (“She Is My Master”) and is captioned in German. If any of the ErosBlog Cunning Linguist Irregulars would like to provide a translation in the comments, it would be appreciated!

stern german woman disciplines her husband

Said to be from Flagellandismus in der Photographie (1933).

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March 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Grundies Are Everywhere

You know that Mrs. Grundy has too much authority in your society when cops start leaping out of stripper cakes to break up a perfectly good bachelor party:

cops with nightsticks leaping out of cakes next to the stripper leaping out of her cake at a large party

Cartoon is from the October 1959 issue of Ace magazine.

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March 20th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

How To Catwoman

 
 
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