October 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
If a boomer tells you “pronouns are dumb” you have my permission and encouragement to deliberately and repeatedly misgender their dog and watch them freak the fuck out.
That is all!
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October 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
What we have here is Duchess Lex having a little genderbending fun with fifteen seconds of the lyrics to Coin-Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls:
If you don’t get distracted by the Duchess’s on-screen captions, the actual lyric is:
Coin-operated boy
sitting on a shelf —
he is just a toy
but I turn him on…
The official music video and the whole song are rather fun too, especially if you have any kind of fetish for mechanical men, mannikins come to life, or extremely-well-behaved escort-bots.
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October 17th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I frequently stumble over the ambiguities of porn taxonomy. For example, if I say “double blowjob”, does that suggest to you that two women are fellating the same cock? Or that one woman is fellating two squished-together cocks at once? Or is she simply kneeling in front of two naked men and alternating her oral attentions upon them? It’s undefined, and that’s frustrating. But in this case, it means two women are simultaneously lavishing their oral attentions on the same cock:
Photo is from the cover of Intercourse In Colors #10.
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October 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The woman so flexible she can (and will!) cross her ankles behind her head for you during sex is something of a mythic creature, like a unicorn or a winged horse. Men talk about her, none of us would kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but nobody (in my circles anyway) has ever actually met her and had sex with her. I did once have a girlfriend who claimed to be “flexible, innovative, and curious” (which she was) but she was not that flexible, nor (it turned out) was she as loyal as I was committed. Oh, well, so it goes.
Moving rapidly along, here is today’s reminder that unicorns, Pegasi, and flexi-girls are real:
I don’t know the flexible model’s name but she shot this for Naughty America.
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October 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Enshittification does not usually involve actual shit; nor does it here. But the scenario invoked by this meme (a public restroom that revokes the opacity of its stall walls as a unilateral “privacy policy” update) would be the very quintessence of enshittification:
I researched this viral image (with and without the meme caption) but was unable to locate an original source; it has been very widely distributed. However, Reddit is full of Internet Smartguys™ who will assure you that this is a real restroom outfitted with smart glass that can be made opaque by stall users. I don’t know if that is true. Internet Smartguys™ frequently volunteer as unpaid defense lawyers for all kinds of nonsense. It seems like a lot of extra expense for no obvious reason that I can discern. But conspicuous consumption happens, so.
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October 14th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s fun to read together with your lover on a sunny afternoon, especially if she wears a short skirt and lets you get away with surreptitious upskirt peepings:
These are said to be A. J. Applegate and Jordan Ash in a Brazzers scene (that I don’t have a link for) titled Filthy Fuck Part One.
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October 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Little Paws has a message she’d like you to hear:
Transcript:
This is just a reminder that you could be a loyal, good-hearted, and genuine person, but also a dirty, horny little sex monster! They’re not mutually exclusive…
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